WASHINGTON DC –

Lovable cartoon dog Scooby Doo this weekend inadvertently exposed to the world a race of lizard people that have been secretly running the United States government for decades, sources say.

During recent  filming for an episode of his new reality TV show “Rangerous”, Scooby encountered a rabbit which he chased into a nearby cave. The cave, as it turns out, was the secret headquarters of the lizard people.

“Righ ran into da rave, and rare rey were,” Mr. Scooby exclaimed, “Rizard Reeple!”

Neighbors in the area had avoided the cave for years because of a local legend about a zombie who lived inside, a plan concocted by the lizard people to protect their secret lair.

GWAN, the lizard king, said that their mission on earth had basically been completed anyway, and they would be leaving the planet soon. When asked what that mission was by a reporter, the lizard king just laughed as the handcuffs he was wearing abruptly fell to the floor, and his form assumed the identity of Jeopardy Host Alex Trebek.

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