WASHINGTON, DC –
Thursday night, several tourists in Washington, DC were present for what amounted to a rare break in decorum from the nation’s greatest monument to our first president. According to the park officials in charge of the national mall, around 8pm the monument started to become what witnesses described as very hangry.
Visitors were immediately told to leave the area, and under no circumstances to look back, or they would be turned to stone.
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