In response to the rapid rise in the value of Bitcoin, the decentralized digital currency, our Lord and King does hereby decree that Bitcoin will now be the official coin of the realm, and all shall use it for their transactions under penalty of death for those that disobey.
The King further has pledged his fealty to block chain computers, and will serve them with unwavering loyalty. After paying the traditional homage, the King swore his obedience to the computers on a relic of St. George before the court.
Proclaimed the King:
“All ye subjects: this wizardry, Bitcoin, by which money is made as if by magic, is an alchemy that our kingdom must embrace. By this finger of St. George which I hold in my hand, we will follow this Bitcoin, and serve the block chain computers who create this marvelous gossamer, to the ends of the earth.”
The court cheered the King after his proclamation, and made investments with all due haste in the magic Bitcoin. And they were glad at its rise, and gave thanks to the Bitcoin for its blessing.