Joker Pledges To Release Thousands Of Criminals Into Gotham’s Streets

Joker Pledges To  Release Thousands Of Criminals Into Gotham’s Streets

 
GOTHAM –

As part of his evil plan to overrun the city’s law enforcement with an army of villains to do his bidding, the Joker announced this week that he will release thousands of criminals into the city to prey upon the unsuspecting citizens of Gotham.

“For too long,” said the recently reformed miscreant who was elected to the city’s highest office in the last election, “the citizens of this town have been party poopers of the first degree. Now Gotham will finally have some fun!”

The order signed by the Joker to open the gates of the city jail also abolished laws against theft, burglary, chaos, pandemonium and asking impertinent questions at press conferences.

 
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