For the woman who has everything, this holiday season get her something she can really use. This smart looking leather-bound book with embossed type will give her the power to HYPNOTIZE her husband to do her bidding around the house, at parties, or even at his place of employment!
Make Your Husband Do What You Want!
Written by a high level Soviet spy who spent years learning her craft, the Russian Spy Handbook Of Hypnotism will provide hours of enjoyment for you, and the whole family. You’ll be amazed at how easy it is to have your spouse do just about anything you command. From cleaning up the kitchen, to folding the laundry – even engineering the takeover of another country on behalf of a foreign enemy. It’s a snap!
Settle Old Scores On Behalf Of Others
Once you’ve finished the step-by-step instructions in this easy to follow volume, you’ll be in on the latest secrets from the Russian KGB on how to manipulate your husband for the good of the former Soviet Union, or whoever else you choose! Create diversions in the South China Sea, or ignore troop incursions in the former Baltic states. There’s really no end to the fun once you control those around you.
But That’s Not All!
Order before the next presidential election, and we’ll include our special encryption software for you to use on your smart phone when calling abroad to discuss your next mission. But don’t delay, time is running out.
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