FT. LAUDERDALE, FL –
In what’s sure to be a test case for the Supreme Court, a dog belonging to Roger Stone was arrested outside his Fort Lauderdale home this afternoon brandishing a 9mm handgun in front of a crowd of children.
While Mr. Stone’s dog was taken into custody peacefully, a search of the dog’s now-deleted Twitter posts revealed that he was a frequent contributor to a hate group who’s stated goal was the elimination of all cats.
The dog is scheduled to be arraigned in court tomorrow morning following “Fox and Friends”.
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