WASHINGTON DC –
Demonstrating that no one is immune from the repercussions of youthful indiscretions, President Trump this week was forced to resign when a photo surfaced showing him dressed up in orange face during his college years, presumably as a joke.
After initially apologizing for wearing the orange makeup as a prank, and then later denying the person in the photo was him, the president stepped down under pressure for what is considered an offensive caricature of people with a normal tan.
While the White House released a statement defending the president, sources inside the administration admitted that it did appear to be President Trump in the photograph. “Am I proud of everything I did as a teenager? Certainly not,” said a staff member off the record.
“But smearing orange paint all over your face and going out in public was not acceptable in the 1960’s, and it’s definitely not acceptable now.”
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