In an effort to curtail what he described as “a fake news outbreak” concerning his activities in office, President Trump today announced several new rules for his administration, including a ban on any and all types of whistles, flutes and other noise-making devices.

Also included in the president’s directives:

• No more listening in
• No more writing stuff down
• No more talking about stuff
• No more CD-ROMs
• No more broccoli for lunch

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