Worried that the possible nomination of Bernie Sanders for president could increase the risk of communicable diseases transmitted thru socialism, local mom of four Dana Hutchmenson asked her doctor recently if there was anything she could do to prevent its spread?
“With the coronavirus in the news, I just am getting a little paranoid about what me or my family are getting exposed to,” said Ms. Hutchmenson. “The mom brigade in my daughter’s school raised the alarm, and I just want to make sure my family is safe. So, I asked my doctor if I could take any precautions to prevent these things from getting into our house?”
Her doctor, Gregory Huntsveuille, who has been the family’s physician for years, let Ms. Hutchmenson know that there was nothing to be afraid of. “Socialism is an ideology, and as such, has no pathological features that would present a danger to the Hutchmensons,” he assured her. “While it does carry certain risks as it pertains to health care in general, as long as parents keep their children informed as to the dangers of transmission, there’s little to be concerned about.”
Relieved to hear that socialism was not a contagious threat to her family, Ms. Hutchmenson said she would relay the information to her friends. However, as of press time, 2 of the 4 Hutchmenson children were showing symptoms of socialism based on their internet searches.
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