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Marketing Manager Unaware AI Spending $1 Million Per Minute Running Company’s Ad On Pinterest
Marketing Manager Kevin Milzigren of local skin care products company Skintastics, was blissfully unaware Friday as he aimlessly scrolled thru vacation options in Mexico...
College Student Relieved To Discover Social Security Will Almost Cover Student Loan Payments When She Retires
SANDUSKY, OH -
In the bustling college town where she is working toward her bachelor’s degree in Psychology, local college student Sarah Miler was relieved...
FAA Assured By Boeing Missing Wing Was No Big Deal
Saying a software fix was on the way, Boeing executives assured authorities at the Federal Aviation Administration last June that an early design of...
CEO Asks Board To Clarify How He Can Be Paid So Much Friggin’ Money
NEW YORK -
In an effort to gather more information from his company's board of directors regarding his compensation, a CEO this week sent a...
Stock Market Soars On News Americans Will Now Work For Food
NEW YORK -
In a surprising turn of events, the stock market on Tuesday experienced a surge following the announcement that a growing number of...
Airline Lobbyists Swarm Capitol, Demand Financial Legroom
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Job Creator At Vacation Home Assures Workers Safe To Return To Work During Pandemic
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Frantic Hedge Fund Owner Unable To Dump $2 Billion Short On Chuck E Cheese
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President Trump Renames National Anthem ‘United States of America Song’
WASHINGTON DC -
On the heels of successfully re-titling the "North American Free Trade Agreement" as the "United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement," President Trump followed up by...
Trump Fires Pompeo For Disturbingly Low Net Worth
WASHINGTON DC -
A disturbed President Trump was forced to fire his Secretary of State this week when aids confessed that not only is the...
Gold Doubloons Purchased On Ebay Actually Just Euros In Leather Pouch
PEORIA, IL -
A local man with a side business of buying and selling items on Ebay made an unhappy discovery this week when...
Sesame Street Launches New Bertcoin Exchange
SESAME STREET, NY -
With an eye toward introducing the concept of cryptocurrency to young viewers, and possibly creating a new global monetary vehicle for...
Dow Jones Industrial Average To Re-Brand As Dow Jones Elite
WALL STREET -
In an effort to better tailor its brand image to a more upscale clientele who have the resources to purchase its stocks,...
Local Family Opens “Delusionals” Restaurant, Goes Out Of Business On Same Day
KILLAPSEE, NY -
A local family finally opened their dream restaurant in downtown Killapsee on Tuesday to share their grandma's home cooking with the...
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