NEW YORK, NY – In a frank admission that the humorous nature of their programming was just not getting thru to the general public, Fox News Channel surprised more than a few industry insiders today when they named Leslie Jones the new CEO of Fox News, and Chris Rock as Chairman of the sprawling […]
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – Across the country jubilant Americans, who have been trapped on sofas and couches for years watching TV and surfing the internet, leapt to their feet today as President Trump continued to clear the way for them to become office cleaners, farm hands, stockyard workers, and roofers. “I’m afraid of […]
WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump exalted over recent statistics from the Department of Labor today as they showed that more people are fighting over available jobs, and unemployment rose. “I think that it’s gonna continue big league,” Trump said. While overall job numbers are up, with the Department reporting the US added 227,000 jobs […]
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – A new board game unveiled this week in Stockholm will be ready for distribution in time for summer gift buying. It’s a mash-up of some of the best-loved games in history, and the makers believe it will be a big hit with upscale millennials. Called “Monoporiskoly”, the game is played by 4-6 […]
NEW YORK, NY – Investors today on Wall Street applauded the announcement of a new index to track stocks that more transparently shows the growing inequality of wealth in the market. Made up of an amalgam of 172 stock prices, the index reflects a wide range of industries. Everything from manufacturers of hard good such […]