Wolf At The Door Breaks In, Takes Man’s PlayStation

Wolf At The Door Breaks In, Takes Man’s PlayStation

ATTERBURY, IN – A wolf at the door of a local man’s house who had been hanging around for several months finally broke in yesterday and stole the man’s PlayStation. Todd Mercers was making some microwave french fries in the kitchen when he suddenly heard something in the living room. “I went out to see […]

New Binary Immersion School Opens In Upper West Side

New  Binary Immersion School Opens In Upper West Side

  UPPER WEST SIDE, MANHATTAN – The ever-expanding field of immersion schools got even more crowded this week when a new choice appeared for parents already struggling to sort thru the many options for their children: the world’s first binary language immersion school. While a plethora of immersion schools already exist in Manhattan’s forward-thinking Upper […]

Local Police Officer Has “Rounding Up Illegal Immigrants” on His To Do List

Local Police Officer Has “Rounding Up Illegal Immigrants” on His To Do List

NEEDLE ROCK, NEBRASKA – Officer Dan Bularsky of the Needle Rock Police Department,  says he has “rounding up illegal immigrants” definitely penciled in on his 2017 to do list in response to the directive from new President-Elect Donald Trump.  “Oh yeah, it’s on there” the officer said. “Sergeant Magill mentioned at the start of the […]

Woman Uneasy About Chinese Characters Appearing on Favorite Shopping Site

Woman Uneasy About Chinese Characters Appearing on Favorite Shopping Site

ABERDEEN, WI – Doreen Caputo had just finished playing radio bingo Saturday night and turned on her laptop computer to see if a favorite Christmas sweatshirt had dropped in price, when she suddenly noticed some strange spider-like lettering along the left side of her favorite shopping page. “At first I thought it was just a […]

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