Bizarre Zombie Servant Hacks @POTUS Twitter Account

Bizarre Zombie Servant Hacks @POTUS Twitter Account

  WASHINGTON DC – In a brazen attack on the @POTUS Twitter feed last night, a zombie hacker took control of the account in the early morning hours and posted a series of bizarre messages. The messages began appearing at 2:28AM: Although it was unclear who had seized control of the account, there seemed to […]

Circus Employees Attack Bread Factory, Burn It To Ground

Circus Employees Attack Bread Factory, Burn It To Ground

PENSACOLA, FL – Pandemonium broke out at dawn this morning in the Florida Panhandle when angry circus employees in Pensacola attacked a bread factory next door and burned it to the ground. City worker Reuben Hernandez said the attack happened quickly and was over in about an hour. “The circus employees were carrying sticks and […]

Malamute Thinking Of Going Gluten Free

Malamute Thinking Of Going Gluten Free

  SANTE FE, NM – After a few months of feeling a little out of sorts, and an inability to find that special spark that makes life worth living, a Malamute this week gave serious consideration to possibly going on a gluten free diet. “I’m not sure what it is,” said the 8 year old […]

President Trump Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against VP Mike Pence

President Trump Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against VP Mike Pence

  WASHINGTON DC – Declaring that “the American people deserve more from this administration,” President Donald Trump called a press conference this morning to announce that he has initiated proceedings to impeach his vice president, Mike Pence. “While this administration has produced amazing results in our first two years, probably the best start for an […]


President Trump Announces Historic Getting Out Of Bed

President Trump Announces Historic Getting Out Of Bed

  WASHINGTON, DC – The White House media team was in overdrive yesterday as President Trump called an impromptu news conference to announce another historic accomplishment for the administration: his getting out of bed. The President gathered his cabinet and generals together in the Rose Garden within one hour of rising, to be sure that […]