President Announces 2018 Plan To Increase Levels By +25.0 dB

President Announces 2018 Plan To Increase Levels By +25.0 dB

  WASHINGTON, DC – In a ceremony at his Mar-A-Lago Resort attended by many well-wishers, President-elect Donald Trump announced today his 2018 plan to increase his overall decibel level for the year by +25.0 dB.   Not Currently Loud Enough “The American people need to hear exactly what President Trump is saying, when he says […]

Scooby Doo Inadvertently Reveals Lair of Lizard People Ruling US

Scooby Doo Inadvertently Reveals Lair of Lizard People Ruling US

WASHINGTON DC – Lovable cartoon dog Scooby Doo this weekend inadvertently exposed to the world a race of lizard people that have been secretly running the United States government for decades, sources say. During recent  filming for an episode of his new reality TV show “Rangerous”, Scooby encountered a rabbit which he chased into a […]

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