Malamute Thinking Of Going Gluten Free

Malamute Thinking Of Going Gluten Free

  SANTE FE, NM – After a few months of feeling a little out of sorts, and an inability to find that special spark that makes life worth living, a Malamute this week gave serious consideration to possibly going on a gluten free diet. “I’m not sure what it is,” said the 8 year old […]

President Trump Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against VP Mike Pence

President Trump Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against VP Mike Pence

  WASHINGTON DC – Declaring that “the American people deserve more from this administration,” President Donald Trump called a press conference this morning to announce that he has initiated proceedings to impeach his Vice President, Mike Pence. “While this administration has produced amazing results in our first year, probably the best start for an administration […]

President Trump Announces Historic Getting Out Of Bed

President Trump Announces Historic Getting Out Of Bed

  WASHINGTON, DC – The White House media team was in overdrive yesterday as President Trump called an impromptu news conference to announce another historic accomplishment for the administration: his getting out of bed. The President gathered his cabinet and generals together in the Rose Garden within one hour of rising, to be sure that […]


Trump Revelation: I Taught Chuck Berry How To Play Guitar

Trump Revelation: I Taught Chuck Berry How To Play Guitar

  PALM BEACH, FL – Although the country continues to mourn the death of consummate songwriter, guitar virtuoso, and architect of Rock and Roll Chuck Berry, President Trump made a surprise revelation at his Mar-A-Lago resort Saturday. It was, in fact, a young President Trump who had taught Chuck Berry how to play guitar in […]