Government To Harness Power Of Snapchat To Rebuild Infrastructure

Government To Harness Power Of Snapchat To Rebuild Infrastructure

  WASHINGTON DC – The US Government today declared the dawn of a dramatic public-private partnership under which they will harness the unlimited power of the social media platform Snapchat to completely rebuild the entire infrastructure of the country. House Republicans unveiled the plan at a weekly news conference in which they pointed to the […]

Ex-Presidents Not All That Into Presidents Day This Year

Ex-Presidents Not All That Into Presidents Day This Year

UNITED STATES – Make America The Best reached out to some of our past presidents to see how they were going to celebrate their special day, and found out that many of them were not planning to do much this year. “I guess I’ll probably just end up hanging out,” said George Washington. “If it […]

Trump Fires Entire White House Staff, Will Run Government Himself

Trump Fires Entire White House Staff, Will Run Government Himself

WASHINGTON DC – According to some late night tweets from the @POTUS account, President Donald Trump has dismissed the entire White House staff, stating that he will run the executive branch entirely by himself. The White House staff, comprising 1,800 full time employees who take care of everything from grooming the lawn to communications with […]

Air Force Jets Buzz Nordstroms In Dramatic Show Of Force

Air Force Jets Buzz Nordstroms In Dramatic Show Of Force

  NARAGONSETT, WA – In a dramatic show of military might, the United States Air Force conducted maneuvers near the Nordstroms in Naragonsett, Washington today, presumably in response to the department store dropping a line of clothing carried by Ivanka Trump, President Trump’s daughter. There were no signs of troop movements on the ground, suggesting […]

Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon Is Absolutely Not About To Cry

Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon Is Absolutely Not About To Cry

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources inside the White House who agreed to comment on the matter provided their names were not used, since they were not authorized to speak to the press, confirmed that White House Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon is definitely not about to cry. “Chief Strategist Bannon is absolutely not about to cry, and […]

President Trump Declares Halt To Immigration Of New Facts Into His Brain

President Trump Declares Halt To Immigration Of New Facts Into His Brain

WASHINGTON, DC – During a ceremony Friday in which President Trump officially made James Mattison his Secretary of Defense, the President signed an executive order putting a freeze on new facts immigrating into his brain. Calling it an “extreme vetting plan”, President Trump said for too long, dangerous insurgent facts have been coming into his […]

AltUSNatlParkService Twitter Feed Joined By AltUSNatlGovernment

AltUSNatlParkService Twitter Feed Joined By AltUSNatlGovernment

  WASHINGTON, DC – An attempt by some US National Park Employees to draw attention to the growing concerns of climate change, and resist censorship by the new Trump Administration on science issues, was joined recently by a much larger group when 15 million US Federal Employees opened the AltUSNatlGovernment Twitter account. Millions of federal […]

Admin Password Lost for Wikipedia Home Page, Site Is On Its Own Now

Admin Password Lost for Wikipedia Home Page, Site Is On Its Own Now

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – A series of coincidences during server upgrades for the Wikipedia.org website resulted in an unfortunate outcome Tuesday when all seven admin password were accidentally disabled, making it impossible for anyone to administer the world’s largest online encyclopedia. “Yeah, it was one of those late night mistakes” said Ratavan Gumli, the project […]