Guinness Certifies Attorney General’s Report As World’s Longest Barcode
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Flying Water Tankers Fail To Put Out Mueller Report Fire
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Trump Brothers Hire Plane To Send Putin Message In Naval Code
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C-Span Celebrates 40 Years Of War On Fun
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Teenage Ninja Turtles Welcome Newest Member Pope Benedict IX
Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael and Leonardo welcome the newest member of the Turtle brigade. And no, he doesn’t like pizza. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.
Man Securing Self To Titanic Pretty Sure It’s A Flotation Device
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Trump Declares National Emergency: Builds Giant Gold Statue Of Himself
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Politely Applauding Celebrities At Grammys Wonder What Song “9 to 5” Means
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Heroic: Clairvoyant Old Guys Win Superbowl Using Power To See Future
ATLANTA, GA – In an amazing show of grit and determination, a team of old guys who can barely run up and down a football field pulled off the impossible this week as they won a championship match using the power of the mind. “Many people scoff at clairvoyance,” said Psychic Medium and Tarot […]
Daughter No Longer Playing About That Sugar Cookie
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