Sleemonsters on Mars Remove Trump Name from Nearby Crater

Sleemonsters on Mars Remove Trump Name from Nearby Crater

  MARS, OUR SOLAR SYSTEM – Sleemonsters living in a crater that was named after president-elect Donald Trump in 1992 have decided this week to remove the Trump name from their Martian home. The crater is located near the massive volcano Olympus Mons in the Mars northern hemisphere. The crater’s original scientific designation, MO-13189, was […]

This Day In Science – 1924

This Day In Science – 1924

This Day in Science: This day in 1924, the culmination of years of effort came to fruition when researchers at the Krumrye Laboratories in Scotland discovered a scent that caused people in large crowds who breathed in the odor to immediately begin urinating uncontrollably until their bladders were completely emptied. The scientific team, which conducted […]

Confused Evil Presence Felt Near Washington, DC White Horse

Confused Evil Presence Felt Near Washington, DC White Horse

LANGSTON, VIRGINIA – The owners of a two year old Camarillo White Horse named “Constance” in Langston, Virginia were surprised to learn from a local clairvoyant that the unexplained goings-on in their 19th century stable were the work of an Evil Presence who was confused about his location. “Ever since we moved here, we’ve felt […]