Message Received From Aliens, Does Not Trend on Twitter

Message Received From Aliens, Does Not Trend on Twitter

EARTH, OUR SOLAR SYSTEM – An historic event that has been both anticipated and feared by the earth’s inhabitants throughout time occurred on Friday when a very clear message was received by the instruments at SETI, the worldwide research organization dedicated to detecting radio frequency transmissions from outer space. “We have been looking for patterns […]

World Pulls Jaw Muscle During Yawn Over Yet Another Satirical News Site

World Pulls Jaw Muscle During Yawn Over Yet Another Satirical News Site

EARTH, OUR SOLAR SYSTEM – The world collectively injured its jaw Tuesday as it reacted to the appearance of yet another satirical news site on the internet. Orthopedic surgeon Dr. Martin Barrows of New York’s UCC Congregationalists Hospital, who treated the world, said that it occurred while the world was having coffee and saw an […]

Sleemonsters on Mars Remove Trump Name from Nearby Crater

Sleemonsters on Mars Remove Trump Name from Nearby Crater

  MARS, OUR SOLAR SYSTEM – Sleemonsters living in a crater that was named after president-elect Donald Trump in 1992 have decided this week to remove the Trump name from their Martian home. The crater is located near the massive volcano Olympus Mons in the Mars northern hemisphere. The crater’s original scientific designation, MO-13189, was […]

This Day In Science – 1924

This Day In Science – 1924

This Day in Science: This day in 1924, the culmination of years of effort came to fruition when researchers at the Krumrye Laboratories in Scotland discovered a scent that caused people in large crowds who breathed in the odor to immediately begin urinating uncontrollably until their bladders were completely emptied. The scientific team, which conducted […]

Confused Evil Presence Felt Near Washington, DC White Horse

Confused Evil Presence Felt Near Washington, DC White Horse

LANGSTON, VIRGINIA – The owners of a two year old Camarillo White Horse named “Constance” in Langston, Virginia were surprised to learn from a local clairvoyant that the unexplained goings-on in their 19th century stable were the work of an Evil Presence who was confused about his location. “Ever since we moved here, we’ve felt […]