Garbage Asteroid Discovered By Chile Observatory Hurtling Toward Earth

Garbage Asteroid Discovered By Chile Observatory Hurtling Toward Earth

SANTIAGO, CHILE – Astronomers at the Santa Lago Observatory in Chile this month have discovered a large near-earth asteroid making its way toward earth that appears to be composed entirely of garbage. The Minor Planet Center at the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory was not available for comment, but the graduate student who made the discovery, Pablo […]

Party Responsible for Sacking Holy Grail Subtitle Company Finally Reinstated By Court, Full Pension Restored

Party Responsible for Sacking Holy Grail Subtitle Company Finally Reinstated By Court, Full Pension Restored

  LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – After 40 years of legal wrangling in the British Court system, involving multiple lawsuits sprawling over both British and Swedish jurisdictions, the party responsible for sacking the party who sacked the original subtitle company of the film “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” has been reinstated by a judge, and […]

Vladimir Putin Vows to Improve Russia by Hunting More Tigers

Vladimir Putin Vows to Improve Russia by Hunting More Tigers

RED SQUARE – In response to a steady stream of accusations by the west of jailing journalists, murdering political opponents, bombing civilians in Syria, and working to overthrow the Ukrainian government, President Vladimir Putin of Russia has said in response he will double down on hunting tigers and finally drive the scourge out of Russia […]

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