Doctors Determine ‘Enemy Within’ Is Definitely Three Cheeseburgers Man Had For Lunch
In an article published Tuesday in the medical journal "Diagonosticus", several leading researchers concluded that the 'enemy within' identified by Former President Trump on the campaign trail was actually three cheeseburgers and a...
Americans Looking Forward To Selecting Next Leader Based On Who Has The Most Ad Money
As the 2024 presidential election approaches, Americans are increasingly looking forward to the next round of voting for whichever candidate can raise the highest amount of advertising dollars for their campaign.
Marge Oberland, a...
Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase as much restaurant equipment as they can carry for one low...
