New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea
SEVASTOPOL – The city fathers of Sevsatopol are touting a…
GOP House And Senate Rally Around Rotting Fence Post In A Field
WASHINGTON DC – Republican leaders in the House and Senate…
In Bid To Win Senate Votes, Trumpcare Will Reimburse Pigs For Cost Of Lipstick
WASHINGTON, DC – An amendment to the Republican health care…
Russian Maker Of Voting Machines To Supply Polling Stations For 2018 Midterms
UNITED STATES – There was big news in the automatic…
Silicon Valley Perplexed Over Question Of Whether Badminton Is Cool Or For Zerbs
SAN JOSE, CA – Troubled by rampant uncertainty over…
Lego Offensive Begins In Earnest Against Mega Bloks
UNDISCLOSED DESERT LOCATION – Lego forces launched a long-anticipated offensive…
Grandpa Explains To Young Grandson “Your President Is An Idiot”
LINCOLN, NB – Times may change but the passing of…
Billionaires Offer Help for Middle Class: Release Guide On How To Be Poor
NEW YORK, NY – In an gesture of camaraderie…
President Trump Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against VP Mike Pence
WASHINGTON DC – Declaring that “the American people deserve…
Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views
ESTES PARK, COLORADO – A mountain goat preparing a…
Man Asks His Heart Surgeon If Billionaire Could Operate On Him Instead
TUSCON, AZ – A local heart surgeon preparing to do…
Climate Scientists Discover Abominable Snowman, Battle To The Death
ANTARCTICA – Climate scientists at the Far South Polar Expeditionary…
Bizarre Zombie Servant Hacks @POTUS Twitter Account
WASHINGTON DC – In a brazen attack on the @POTUS Twitter feed last night, a zombie hacker took control of…
NY Pulls Out Of Tax Subsidy Deal, Trump Towers Now Owes 163 Million In Back Taxes
NEW YORK, NY – On the heels of President Donald Trump’s decision to pull out of the Paris Accords on climate…
Circus Employees Attack Bread Factory, Burn It To Ground
PENSACOLA, FL – Pandemonium broke out at dawn this morning in the Florida Panhandle when angry circus employees in Pensacola attacked…
MONTENEGRO RESPONDS TO TRUMP INSULT: DECLARES WAR ON U.S.
MONTENEGRO – In a dramatic response to an affront to…
Trump Invites President Duterte To Shoot Drug Users On 5th Avenue
NEW YORK, NY – After inviting the President of…
Jesus Christ Returns to Earth, Turns Around And Leaves
CASPER, WY – Witnesses on a hilltop near Casper, Wyoming,…
