Conspiracy Theorist Assures Public Nothing Suspicious About Mueller Report
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Genius: Elon Musk Invents New Way To Run Company Into Ground
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Bee Looking Forward To Dinosaurs Ruling Planet Again
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Trump Declares National Emergency: Builds Giant Gold Statue Of Himself
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Mueller Releases 274 Page Diatribe Against Jaywalking
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Mars Rover Finds Newspaper Warning Of Dire Effects Of Climate Change
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Jesus Returns To Earth, Finally Avenges Himself On The Onion
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US Prepares Response To President On Behalf Of John McCain
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President Bans Use of Prepositions On Twitter
Unhappy at repeated criticism surrounding his use of grammar on Twitter, President Trump today lashed out at what he termed “PC…
Elite Ivy League Water Polo Players Admit Not Really A Thing
Under questioning in the wake of college admissions scandals sweeping the country, water polo players from several prestigious Ivy League…
Death Panel To Pull Plug On Corporations Making Billions
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Man Guesstimating 2/3 Cup Of Cereal Accurate To Within 1 Millionth Of Micron
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Despite Test Results Doctor No Idea What Wrong With You
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