MONTENEGRO RESPONDS TO TRUMP INSULT: DECLARES WAR ON U.S.
MONTENEGRO – In a dramatic response to an affront to…
Malamute Thinking Of Going Gluten Free
SANTE FE, NM – After a few months of…
President Trump Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against VP Mike Pence
WASHINGTON DC – Declaring that “the American people deserve…
Trump Presents Giant Broccoli To Saudi King, Asks To Have It Cooked
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA – After an 11 hour flight…
Ken Starr Opens New Monica Lewinsky Investigation Into President Trump
WASHINGTON DC – In a move that has been…
Little Known AOL Hacker Unimpressed By Today’s Cyber Criminals
ST LOUIS, MO – Back when dial-up connections were…
Cat On The Lam Trying To Forget The Past
MIDWESTERN UNITED STATES – The road can be a…
Cropnesia Epidemic Sweeping Millenial Population – Scientists Powerless To Stop It
ATLANTA, GA – The Center for Disease Control held…
Trump Invites President Duterte To Shoot Drug Users On 5th Avenue
NEW YORK, NY – After inviting the President of…
Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views
ESTES PARK, COLORADO – A mountain goat preparing a…
Man Asks His Heart Surgeon If Billionaire Could Operate On Him Instead
TUSCON, AZ – A local heart surgeon preparing to do…
Climate Scientists Discover Abominable Snowman, Battle To The Death
ANTARCTICA – Climate scientists at the Far South Polar Expeditionary…
Circus Employees Attack Bread Factory, Burn It To Ground
PENSACOLA, FL – Pandemonium broke out at dawn this morning in the Florida Panhandle when angry circus employees in Pensacola attacked…
President Trump Announces Historic Getting Out Of Bed
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House media team was in overdrive yesterday as President Trump called an impromptu news conference…
CEO To Receive Tax Refund – Can’t Wait To Hire 1,000 People To Do Nothing
NEW YORK, NY – After being notified by his accountants that he is in line to receive millions in tax…
Jesus Christ Returns to Earth, Turns Around And Leaves
CASPER, WY – Witnesses on a hilltop near Casper, Wyoming,…
Ancient Order Of Knights Templar Accidentally Makes Unkle Adams Supreme Leader
MALTA – A secretive centuries-old brotherhood of knights formed in…
President Trump Inaugurated, Ushers In Golden Age Of Satire
WASHINGTON, DC – Donald Trump took the oath of office…
