President Resigns After Photo Surfaces Showing Him In Orange Face
WASHINGTON DC – Demonstrating that no one is immune…
Trump Orders National Guard To Begin Work On Giant Cheeseburger
WASHINGTON DC – In response to growing levels of…
Attack On Socialism Prompts Millions Of Teens To Google How To Become Socialist
UNITED STATES – During his State Of The Union…
Report: Two Years Left To Go In Slow Motion Four-Year-Long Car Crash
WASHINGTON DC – Pedestrians in the nation’s capital can…
Roger Stone’s Dog Arrested On Weapons Charges
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – In what’s sure to be…
Black Panther “Definitely A Decent Movie” According To White Friend Hoping To Change Subject
SANTA MONICA, CA – A white friend who went…
Millions Of Voters Pre-Order Mortal Kombat To Prepare For 2020 Election
In anticipation of a brutal 2020 election season, video…
Man With Drum Machine Figures Out ‘We Are The Champions’
Champions. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.…
Report: There Is No Escape. There Is Only Death. Death, and Bugles.
LABRADOR, SCOTLAND – Researchers working around the clock to…
Mars Rover Finds Newspaper Warning Of Dire Effects Of Climate Change
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion…
Jesus Returns To Earth, Finally Avenges Himself On The Onion
THE EARTH – Vowing to mete out punishment to those…
Book Club Decides It’s Actually A Wine Club, Ditches Books Altogether
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – After a year of dutifully meeting…
Nation Applauds As Teleprompter Urges National Unity
United we stand. Divided we fall. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.…
White House Scales Back Wall Proposal, Eliminates Catapults
WASHINGTON DC – In the interest of forging a compromise with Democrats on the wall between Mexico, the White House…
God Decides To Skip 2019, Get Right To Next Presidential Election
HEAVEN – Saying “Let’s just get it over with, I can’t watch any more of this crap”, God today informed…
“This Is Fine” Dog Announces 2020 Run For President
A BURNING BUILDING – In a surprise announcement this week, the This Is Fine dog, a popular meme and cartoon character…
Despite Test Results Doctor No Idea What Wrong With You
Despite running a battery of tests designed to uncover…
Man Experiences Daylight Savings Time Shift As Foretold By Einstein
NEWPORT CANYON, CO – While astrophysics might seem like a…
