Trump Learns Attorney General’s Name Is Not Jeff Secessionist
WASHINGTON DC – The unhappy surprises continued unabated for the…
US Launches Penelope Cruz Missile – North Korea Smitten
PACIFIC OCEAN – Unveiling a secret weapon that has…
Satan Worshiper Criticizes Nazi Protesters For “Ridiculous Showboating”
GREEN BAY, WI – Like many Americans watching the…
President Trump Receives Congratulatory Call From Bald Eagle
WASHINGTON DC – After claiming to have received phone calls…
Three Generations Of Mayflies Remember Life Under Scaramucci
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY – For millenia on earth the sun…
Hedge Fund Manager Now Picking Stocks From Scrabble Pile
WALL STREET – Predicting which shares will go up…
CEO Asks For Clarification From Board Why He Is Being Paid So Much Friggin’ Money?
NEW YORK – In an effort to gather more…
Vatican Said To Be Coordinating Pope Francis’ Travel With Run The Jewels Tour
VATICAN CITY – When you ask someone on the…
New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea
SEVASTOPOL – The city fathers of Sevsatopol are touting a…
Russian Maker Of Voting Machines To Supply Polling Stations For 2018 Midterms
UNITED STATES – There was big news in the automatic…
Grandpa Explains To Young Grandson “Your President Is An Idiot”
LINCOLN, NB – Times may change but the passing of…
President Trump Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against VP Mike Pence
WASHINGTON DC – Declaring that “the American people deserve…
Startling Batboy Appearance At White House Shocks Guests
WASHINGTON DC – An otherwise uneventful and pleasant dinner this evening at the White House took a surprising turn toward the…
GOP House And Senate Rally Around Rotting Fence Post In A Field
WASHINGTON DC – Republican leaders in the House and Senate joined forces today at a press conference on Capitol Hill to…
In Bid To Win Senate Votes, Trumpcare Will Reimburse Pigs For Cost Of Lipstick
WASHINGTON, DC – An amendment to the Republican health care plan was introduced today in the Senate, and it included a…
Lego Offensive Begins In Earnest Against Mega Bloks
UNDISCLOSED DESERT LOCATION – Lego forces launched a long-anticipated offensive…
MONTENEGRO RESPONDS TO TRUMP INSULT: DECLARES WAR ON U.S.
MONTENEGRO – In a dramatic response to an affront to…
Trump Invites President Duterte To Shoot Drug Users On 5th Avenue
NEW YORK, NY – After inviting the President of…
