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Nation’s Terror Of Being Attacked By Large Balloon Finally Ended

Sadly the PTSD will live on. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.

Russian Scientist Staying Low Key On Hypersonic Missiles Running Windows 9

  Lucky it has all the patches.   makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.

NASA Launches Spacecraft To Knock Asteroid Into Path Of Earth

  CAPE CANAVERAL -   Saying that Earth's best days are definitely behind her and it was the only responsible thing to...

FDA Grants Emergency Authorization Of Claim That Vaccine Makes Penis 3″ Longer

  "Who's excited for the vaccine now?"     makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.

CDC Audit Finds Employees Failed To Clean Fryer Entire Month Of February

  To be fair, they were not even on the schedule that week.   makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.

Researchers Closing In On Link Between Coronavirus And Gritty

  "Just tell us how much time have we got?" say scientists. "For the love of God say something, damn you!"   makeamericathebest.com Your...

Astronomers Discover Sun Is Made Of Crème Brûlée

  Newly released images from the National Science Foundation’s Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope shocked the astronomical community this week...

President Bans Imports Of Corona To Stop Deadly Virus

  Except for menthol Coronas - those are OK.   makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News

Mar A Lagoon Club Announces Grand Opening In 2035

  A consortium of developers in Palm Beach, Florida, this week announced their intention to open an exclusive club for...

Astronomer Apologizes For Leaving Cherry Lifesaver On Telescope Lens

SANTIAGO, CHILE - A little known astronomer working at the Santiago De Postale Observatory caused a worldwide uproar in the...

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