President Introduces Mideast Plans For Gaza Strip Club

President Introduces Mideast Plans For Gaza Strip Club

  Applying his diplomatic skills to solve one of the most intractable problems of the last one hundred years, President Trump today announced he will convene a special joint task force to open a gentleman’s club in the occupied territory of the Gaza Strip. “I don’t know why this was not done a long time […]

Only Copy Of Evil Plans Destroyed In Missile Attack

Only Copy Of Evil Plans Destroyed In Missile Attack

  The United States breathed a sigh of relief Tuesday at it became apparent that the only copy of an Iranian general’s evil plan to harm Americans was destroyed when the US military fired a missile at his car last week. “Luckily, the only set of evil plans was in that car, and our sources […]

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