Trump Officially Recognizes Jerusalem As Capital Of Iraq

Trump Officially Recognizes Jerusalem As Capital Of Iraq

  WASHINGTON DC – In an announcement that caused major confusion throughout the diplomatic world, President Trump today signed an executive order recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of the country of Iraq. Although the city of Jerusalem has existed for thousands of years within the current borders of Israel, the President said that his decision […]

Kim Jong-Un Vows To Destroy Pontiac Silverdome In Show Of Strength

Kim Jong-Un Vows To Destroy Pontiac Silverdome In Show Of Strength

  PYONGYANG, DPRK – A sturdy old stadium that refused to yield to the march of time, or even explosives, may have a new foe to contend with. Following the failed demolition of the long since abandoned Pontiac Silverdome by construction crews today, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, in a bellicose statement released to the […]

Sean Spicer Reaches Planet Glorton, Informs Glurb: Mission Accomplished

Sean Spicer Reaches Planet Glorton, Informs Glurb: Mission Accomplished

  PLANET GLORTON, ANDROMEDA GALAXY – After a long journey in his plutonium-powered spacecraft, Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer landed safely on his home planet this week, and appeared before the Galactic Council to inform them of the completion of his assignment. His full report to Glurb, Supreme Leader of Glorton, detailed the […]

Trump Announces Szechuan Sauce Embargo On North Korea

Trump Announces Szechuan Sauce Embargo On North Korea

  WASHINGTON, DC – In response to repeated questioning from the press corp on what he meant by “only one thing will work” to bring North Korea’s nuclear program to an end, President Trump this afternoon announced that thing was a complete and total ban on the sale of McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce to North Korea. […]

Bill Cosby Shares Inspirational Kitten Post With Harvey Weinstein: “Everybody Makes Meowstakes”

Bill Cosby Shares Inspirational Kitten Post With Harvey Weinstein: “Everybody Makes Meowstakes”

  LOS ANGELES, CA – Writing on his private Facebook page that he “knows this must be a tough time”, and offering to be there “in case you want to talk”, writer and comedian Bill Cosby shared an inspirational kitten poster this week with film producer Harvey Weinstein with the caption: “Everybody Makes Meowstakes”. Featuring […]

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