Charles Addresses Past Wrongs At Coronation, Makes Slavery Legal Again
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Russians Retake Chernobyl, Immediately Cause Core Meltdown
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Man Who Cried Nuclear War Certain Villagers Will Save Him When Nuclear War Starts
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Leader Terrified Of Uprising Does The One Thing Guaranteed To Start Uprising
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Hitler Misses Poland, Accidentally Invades Ukraine
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China And Russia Announce Axis Of Undecipherable Alphabets
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President Announces Global Nuclear War, Plans Tweet For Later That It Joke
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Battle Against Coronavirus Reminds President Of Time He Invaded Normandy Beach
WASHINGTON DC – While critics have questioned the president’s grasp of the seriousness of the Coronavirus pandemic, President Trump today put to rest any doubt as he told reporters the virus was every bit as dangerous as when he headed up the invasion of Normandy Beach during World War II as part of the […]
Antarctica Closes Borders, Fires Warning Shot Across Bow Of Cruise Ship
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President Introduces Mideast Plans For Gaza Strip Club
Applying his diplomatic skills to solve one of the most intractable problems of the last one hundred years, President Trump today announced he will convene a special joint task force to open a gentleman’s club in the occupied territory of the Gaza Strip. “I don’t know why this was not done a long time […]