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Netanyahu Touts Success At Creating Entire Nation Of People Who Want To Kill Israelis

NEW YORK - In a speech to the United Nations Friday, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel declared victory...

Navlany Dead From Natural Causes Of Being Shot In Head And Pushed Out 5th Story Window Says Kremlin

MOSCOW - Officials in Moscow released the results of the investigation into the death of Alexei Navalny on Friday,...

Kool-Aid Salesman Says Country’s Only Problem Is Not Drinking Enough Kool-Aid

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Man Who Cried Nuclear War Certain Villagers Will Save Him When Nuclear War Starts

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Hitler Misses Poland, Accidentally Invades Ukraine

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China And Russia Announce Axis Of Undecipherable Alphabets

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Battle Against Coronavirus Reminds President Of Time He Invaded Normandy Beach

  WASHINGTON DC - While critics have questioned the president's grasp of the seriousness of the Coronavirus pandemic, President Trump today...

Antarctica Closes Borders During Pandemic, Fires Warning Shot Across Bow Of Cruise Ship

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Only Copy Of Evil Plans Destroyed In Missile Attack

  The United States breathed a sigh of relief Tuesday at it became apparent that the only copy of an...

Kid Playing With Matches Given More Matches

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