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Punching People At Awards Shows Added To List Of Things Celebrities Allowed To Do

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King Kong Godzilla Beef Been Building For Years Say Producers

  Starting with a misunderstanding over a banana truck years ago while filming the 1962 movie "King Kong vs Godzilla",...

Botched Restoration Of Priceless 1961 Charlie Brown Draws Outrage

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NY Food Critic Savages Local Hospital Cafeteria, Awards It Zero Stars

Declaring that a deadly coronavirus outbreak is no excuse for flavorless eggs and pasty half-cooked bacon, well-known food critic...

ABC Announces New Show For Summer 2020 – The Cachelor

  Once Upon a Time, 25 Women Met the Cat of Her Dreams. Unfortunately, They All Met Him on the...

Rush Cover Band Hangs It Up After One Practice

  A local group of musicians who had gathered in their garage to form a new Rush tribute band decided...

Runner In Forest Relieved Blair Witch Project Starting To Look Dated

  Local runner Gloria Bernhausen was out on her evening jog this Thursday when something hanging in the trees reminded...

Anxiety-Ridden GOT Fans Terrified Series Finale Will Just Cut To Black

  Wary of the horrors of an earlier generation of HBO series watchers who devoted years of mental effort to...

Star-Crossed: He Wanted To Keep His Nuclears, I Needed More Space Force

  BY ANONYMOUS - This winter I went on a trip to Vietnam that I had planned recently, without the help...

Green Book Wins Best Adaptation Of Driving Miss Daisy

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