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Former President Says He Wasn’t An Officer Since He Was Rarely In The Office

JUPITER, FL - Addressing controversy surrounding his time as president of the United States, former President Donald Trump asserted in...

Frozen Iowa Caucus-Goer’s Dying Wish To Own Libs

ORANGE CITY, IA - In the small town of Orange City, where winters can be harsh and unforgiving, local man...

Founders Terrified Of 34 Year-Old Presidential Candidate Agree It OK To Be Insurrectionist

In the dimly lit chamber where they gathered to sign the US Constitution, a collective sigh of relief echoed...

Friend Quits Job To Painstakingly Hand-Letter 1,200 Christmas Cards With Quill Pen

BARLOW, DELAWARE -  In what you fear might be a case of a person taking Christmas crafting a bit too...

Yale Graduate Announces He Forgot Erything He Lrn At Yale

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Florida School Principal Fired After Math Teacher Writes 69 On Chalkboard

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80 Year Old Generation Of Lawmakers Makes Way For New 90 Year Old Generation To Take Over

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House Announces Investigation Into Woke Easter Bunny

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Congressman Secures Coveted Chairmanship Of Committee On Teen Hotties

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