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49ers Miss Flight Home After Being Surprised By TSA Security Rules At Airport
LAS VEGAS -
The San Francisco 49ers encountered an unexpected setback on their journey home Monday after being completely taken...
After Loss To Mahomes, Purdy Faces Questions About Lack Of Insurance Company Endorsement Deal
LAS VEGAS -
Disappointed that his San Francisco 49ers were unable to beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the...
Nervous NFL Officials Reschedule Super Bowl So Taylor Swift Can Attend
In a surprising turn of events, officials of the National Football League Friday made the unprecedented decision to reschedule...
Fox Sports Investigated Following Nation’s Report Of Elder Abuse
Our senior citizens deserve better.
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Four Horseman Sighted Above Ohio River As Bengals Head To Superbowl
Abandon ye all hope.
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Dazed Boxer Wakes Up In Locker Room, Demands Referee Count To 10 Again
"DEFINITELY MISSED 8, 9 AND 10! AND PROBABLY THOSE OTHER NUMBERS, TOO!!!"
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Biden Announces 3 Year Plan To Tank, Draft Better States
"Trust the process."
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MLB Playoffs Suspended As Nation’s Supply Of Spit Runs Dangerously Low
After determining the nation's supply of saliva was being depleted at an alarming rate during the initial games of...
President Trump Demands Gold Medal For Being President
WASHINGTON DC -
After watching several hours of curling from the Oval Office over the weekend, an irritated President Trump...
Eagles Fans Win Superbowl, Burn Independence Hall To The Ground
PHILADELPHIA, PA -
Joyous Eagles fans filled the streets of Philadelphia Sunday night after their football team defeated the New...
