Russian Bots Announce New Fragrance Line, Gets 1.3 Million Likes

Russian Bots Announce New Fragrance Line, Gets 1.3 Million Likes

  VOLGOGRAD, RUSSIA – An army of Russian Bots, responsible for wreaking havoc on elections and fomenting discord around the globe, has announced a new fragrance line this week for men and women. The new scent, called Smelnik, immediately garnered 1.3 million likes on Twitter and Facebook upon its announcement, and was trending heavily across […]

Sesame Street Launches New Bertcoin Exchange

Sesame Street Launches New Bertcoin Exchange

SESAME STREET, NY – With an eye toward introducing the concept of cryptocurrency to young viewers, and possibly creating a new global monetary vehicle for the storage of wealth, Sesame Street today announced the creation of Bertcoin, a new digital currency. Like many companies that have watched bitcoin and other internet currencies take off, Sesame […]

Dow Jones Industrial Average Rebrands As “Dow Jones Elite”

Dow Jones Industrial Average Rebrands As “Dow Jones Elite”

  WALL STREET – In an effort to better tailor its brand image to a more upscale clientele who have the resources to purchase its stocks, the Dow Jones Industrial Average today announced a rebranding initiative and name change to “Dow Jones Elite”.   “A Stock Metric For The Discerning Buyer” “We’ve found that many […]

Hedge Fund Manager Now Picking Stocks From Scrabble Pile

Hedge Fund Manager Now Picking Stocks From Scrabble Pile

  WALL STREET – Predicting which shares will go up in price on the stock exchange can make or break a trader’s career. And with the unpredictability of the current administration in the White House, it has become even trickier to figure out how individual companies may perform in the future. However, hedge fund manager […]