Showing the doubters of this world once again that they would do well not to underestimate Him, Jesus performed another miracle this week guiding a jury to hold musical artist Katie Perry responsible for appropriating a portion of the song “Joyful Noise” in her 2013 hit “Dark Horse”. In an act of divine justice, […]
A consortium of developers in Palm Beach, Florida, this week announced their intention to open an exclusive club for the well-to-do in an upscale area of the city that they expect to be almost completely submerged in sea water by the year 2035. The group’s spokesperson, Angelique Veronika, said developers plan to acquire the […]
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DESMOINES, IA – Saying they had no wish to derail the campaign of El Paso native and 2020 presidental candidate Beto O’Rourke, Iowa based mexican-themed restaurant Carlos O’Kelly’s nonetheless filed a lawsuit in federal court today alleging copyright infringement by the former Texas congressman. The Pleading, filed in the 9th Circuit Court, asserted that: “Plaintiff […]
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KLEEB, NB – Local man Gerry Gurstaed worked tirelessly for decades at the same company here in this small town near Omaha. Punching the clock, rarely calling in sick, he put in extra hours each day to increase the company’s bottom line, and has been gratified to watch its value grow over the years. […]
WASHINGTON DC – On the heels of successfully re-titling the “North American Free Trade Agreement” as the “United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement,” President Trump followed up by announcing a new name for the country’s popular national anthem, “The Star-Spangled Banner.” The anthem’s new title, announced in a White House Rose Garden ceremony today, will be “The […]
WASHINGTON DC – A disturbed President Trump was forced to fire his Secretary of State this week when aids confessed that not only is the former Congressman not a billionaire, his net worth was likely less than 400,000 dollars. “What kind of person has so little money?” the president asked his cabinet, which has […]
AUSTIN, TX – In a bewildering web of conspiracies that even Alex Jones is having trouble coming to grips with, the application to deliver the content of his show, Info Wars, has in fact turned out to be software that allows former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to observe and record the movements of […]