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Taliban’s Credit Rating Takes Major Hit After Signing Deal With Trump
While much uncertainty still surrounds the new peace deal signed between the Taliban and the US administration, bond markets today pummeled the hard line Afghan Islamic group as Standard & Poor’s and Moody’s downgraded their credit rating to a “D-” due to the drag of the Trump brand on its future offerings. Now […]
FAA Assured By Boeing Missing Wing Was No Big Deal
Saying a software fix was on the way, Boeing executives assured authorities at the Federal Aviation Administration last June that an early design of the 737 Max airliner with one wing was completely safe, according to an ongoing investigation. “At first, we were alarmed that the airplane had just an engine on one side […]
Forum Of CEOs Announces Kinder, Gentler Looting Of Nation’s Wealth
A consortium of CEOs meeting to formulate a new approach to managing the world’s largest companies announced a joint decree this week calling for a more humane extraction of the country’s treasure. “Collectively, we realized that we have a responsibility to the human beings we oversee to behave responsibly as we help ourselves to […]