Carlos O’Kelly’s Sues Beto O’Rourke For Trademark Infringement

Carlos O’Kelly’s Sues Beto O’Rourke For Trademark Infringement

 DESMOINES, IA – Saying they had no wish to derail the campaign of El Paso native and 2020 presidental candidate Beto O’Rourke, Iowa based mexican-themed restaurant Carlos O’Kelly’s nonetheless filed a lawsuit in federal court today alleging copyright infringement by the former Texas congressman. The Pleading, filed in the 9th Circuit Court, asserted that: “Plaintiff […]

President Trump Renames National Anthem ‘United States of America Song’

President Trump Renames National Anthem ‘United States of America Song’

  WASHINGTON DC – On the heels of successfully re-titling the “North American Free Trade Agreement” as the “United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement,” President Trump followed up by announcing a new name for the country’s popular national anthem, “The Star-Spangled Banner.” The anthem’s new title, announced in a White House Rose Garden ceremony today, will be “The […]

Horrified Trump Fires Pompeo For “Freakishly Low Net Worth”

Horrified Trump Fires Pompeo For “Freakishly Low Net Worth”

  WASHINGTON DC – A disturbed President Trump was forced to fire his Secretary of State this week when aids confessed that not only is the former Congressman not a billionaire, his net worth was likely less than 400,000 dollars. “What kind of person has so little money?” the president asked his cabinet, which has […]


Russian Bots Announce New Fragrance Line, Gets 1.3 Million Likes

Russian Bots Announce New Fragrance Line, Gets 1.3 Million Likes

  VOLGOGRAD, RUSSIA – An army of Russian Bots, responsible for wreaking havoc on elections and fomenting discord around the globe, has announced a new fragrance line this week for men and women. The new scent, called Smelnik, immediately garnered 1.3 million likes on Twitter and Facebook upon its announcement, and was trending heavily across […]

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