Hedge Fund Manager Now Picking Stocks From Scrabble Pile

Hedge Fund Manager Now Picking Stocks From Scrabble Pile

  WALL STREET – Predicting which shares will go up in price on the stock exchange can make or break a trader’s career. And with the unpredictability of the current administration in the White House, it has become even trickier to figure out how individual companies may perform in the future. However, hedge fund manager […]

Trump Clears Way For Americans To Do Ridiculously Hard Work

Trump Clears Way For Americans To Do Ridiculously Hard Work

  UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – Across the country jubilant Americans, who have been trapped on sofas and couches for years watching TV and surfing the internet, leapt to their feet today as President Trump cleared the way for them to become office cleaners, farm hands, stockyard workers, and roofers. “I’m afraid of heights and […]

Unemployment Rises, Wages Stagnant: Trump Declares “Will Continue Big League”

Unemployment Rises, Wages Stagnant: Trump Declares “Will Continue Big League”

WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump exalted over recent statistics from the Department of Labor today as they showed that more people are fighting over available jobs, and unemployment rose. “I think that it’s gonna continue big league,” Trump said. While overall job numbers are up, with the Department reporting the US added 227,000 jobs […]

New Board Game Unveiled For 2017: Monoporiskoly

New Board Game Unveiled For 2017: Monoporiskoly

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – A new board game unveiled this week in Stockholm will be ready to hit the shelves in time for summer gift buying. It’s a mash-up of some of the best-loved games in history, and the makers believe it will be a big hit with millennials. Called “Monoporiskoly”, the game is played by […]