Politics
Americans Looking Forward To Selecting Next Leader Based On Who Has The Most Ad Money
As the 2024 presidential election approaches, Americans are increasingly looking forward to the next round of voting for whichever...
News Outlet Successfully Repurposes Trump Article From 4 Years Ago Without Changes
In a time-saving move that freed up a substantial portion of his day, journalist David Bleicher of the Daily...
Alabama Couple Builds New Lake Home After Claiming 23 Frozen Embryos As Dependents
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A circuit court judge in Montgomery, Alabama, ruled on Wednesday that a couple can claim 23...
Alabama Supreme Court Rules Klondike Bars Can Legally Carry Firearms
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Trump Emerges As Only Presidential Candidate Willing To Take On US
Faced with the difficult task of separating himself from Democratic nominee Joe Biden, Former President Trump got some good...
Following Chauvin Verdict, Rioters Begin Difficult Work Of Gluing Windows Back Together
"Hand me that long skinny piece next to the sign that says No Longer In Business."
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Local Man Playing 4 Dimensional Chess Actually Playing Modified Checkers
He will double-jump you when you least expect it.
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Chanting ‘Death To America’ Congress Passes New Tax Cut For Wealthy
The Imperialists will pay 2.5% less for their materialistic ways.
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Texas Governor Relieved 2nd Amendment Unharmed During Multi-City Shooting Spree
An anxious Texas governor breathed a huge sigh of relief Sunday when told that the Second Amendment to the...
President Clarifies He In Favor Of Background Chicks
Clearing up a widely misunderstood statement following the tragic mass shootings in two American cities this week, President Trump...