In a surprise announcement today, Department of Justice officials declared that Ohio State University has been picked to oversee any further investigations of President Donald Trump, his family, and business interests according to a source who requested anonymity. The university, recently under fire for allowing a sports doctor to allegedly molest athletes unimpeded for […]
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After ridiculing people over several decades for being duped by official explanations, a local conspiracy theorist today announced there was absolutely nothing to question in a recent government report from the Special Counsel’s Office of the FBI. “Americans should take this report at face value, and not read anything into it,” said the man, […]
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CHRISTCHURCH, NZ – According to a new poll released today by the public opinion-tracking company The Phalen Group, an Australian white supremacist shooter significantly boosted approval ratings for the Afghanistan Muslim group most closely associated with the attack on 911 by an impressive .01 percent. The shooter, who committed horrific crimes against defenseless people […]
WASHINGTON DC – Chaos broke out at the US Capitol this afternoon after a House resolution calling for an end to bigotry and discrimination failed to include the Neo-Pagan, earth-centered religion Wicca. Making a remark he would later regret, Representative Doug Collins, the top Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, exclaimed shortly before the […]
WASHINGTON DC – Bucking the long tradition of former presidents refusing to give sensitive intelligence to the leaders of adversarial nations, President Trump this week ordered Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney to grant Russian President Vladimir Putin the highest security clearance available from the US government. The clearance, which allows the former KGB officer […]
WASHINGTON DC – The White House released some positive news Tuesday to reassure the 24 million Americans who may lose their health insurance under the Republican-led lawsuit to invalidate the Affordable Care Act. “It’s understandable that Americans losing their insurance under our plan will be concerned about what will happen to them. This is […]
WASHINGTON DC – In a hoax that proved even the President of the United States can be taken for a ride, the US military delivered a nuclear warhead Tuesday to an undisclosed location in Southeast Asia and exchanged it for a Nobel Peace prize which later turned out to be a forgery. The Peace Prize, […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Saying he was only just getting started, Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller today released the first in what will be a 373-volume set of leather-bound books detailing the deplorable state of American culture, as embodied by its flagrant disregard for the rule of law. The first volume, an impassioned 23-chapter manifesto calling […]