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News Outlet Successfully Repurposes Trump Article From 4 Years Ago Without Changes

In a time-saving move that freed up a substantial portion of his day, journalist David Bleicher of the Daily Cutoff digital news magazine was...

Alabama Couple Builds New Lake Home After Claiming 23 Frozen Embryos As Dependents

DAUPHIN ISLAND, AL - A circuit court judge in Montgomery, Alabama, ruled on Wednesday that a couple can claim 23 frozen embryos as dependents for...

Alabama Supreme Court Rules Klondike Bars Can Legally Carry Firearms

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Trump Emerges As Only Presidential Candidate Willing To Take On US

Faced with the difficult task of separating himself from Democratic nominee Joe Biden, Former President Trump got some good news this week from political...

Following Chauvin Verdict, Rioters Begin Difficult Work Of Gluing Windows Back Together

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Local Man Playing 4 Dimensional Chess Actually Playing Modified Checkers

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Chanting ‘Death To America’ Congress Passes New Tax Cut For Wealthy

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Texas Governor Relieved 2nd Amendment Unharmed During Multi-City Shooting Spree

  An anxious Texas governor breathed a huge sigh of relief Sunday when told that the Second Amendment to the US Constitution was not among...

President Clarifies He In Favor Of Background Chicks

  Clearing up a widely misunderstood statement following the tragic mass shootings in two American cities this week, President Trump told a gathering of reporters...

Report: Fear Of Health Care Costs Will Keep You Healthy

  WASHINGTON DC - The White House released some positive news Tuesday to reassure the 24 million Americans who may lose their health insurance under the...

Trump Vows To Punish US Farmers Until China Comes To Its Senses

  WASHINGTON DC - President Donald Trump demonstrated his resolute commitment to reining in trade deficits with China this week by vowing that he would punish...

Congress Identifies 37 Year Old Nerd As Source Of All Nation’s Problems

  WASHINGTON, DC - In a bit of sleuthing that would would have made Sherlock Holmes proud, the US Congress this week claimed to have located...

Republicans Pretty Sure This Whole Gun Thing Will Blow Over Soon

  UNITED STATES - While recognizing that firearms are an important issue, Republicans this week said they're reasonably certain people are blowing this whole gun thing...

Congress Experiments With New “Throw Bums Back Into Office” Campaign

  WASHINGTON DC - Although currently in control of both Houses of Congress and the presidency, Republicans have abandoned their previous campaign strategy of convincing voters...

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