NRA Proposes Gun Restrictions On People Who Are Angry At The NRA

NRA Proposes Gun Restrictions On People Who Are Angry At The NRA

  FAIRFAX, VA – In a remarkable turnabout this week in the nation’s gun rights debate, the National Rifle Association today urged Congress to draft legislation to prohibit the sale of assault weapons, handguns – or firearms of any kind – to angry anti-gun activists. “These people are getting out of control, and Congress should […]

GOP Proposes Arming 6th Graders As Solution To School Shootings

GOP Proposes Arming 6th Graders As Solution To School Shootings

  WASHINGTON DC – Tired of the negative attention in the press, and the clamoring of citizens in their districts to do something about the death toll in the nation’s schools, Republicans in conjunction with the NRA proposed a new initiative today to arm 6th graders across the country with military-grade weapons to ward off […]

Evangelicals Sign Letter Rejecting Immigrants From “Shithole” Countries

Evangelicals Sign Letter Rejecting Immigrants From “Shithole” Countries

  UNITED STATES – Forty-seven prominent evangelical pastors signed a letter this week in support of President Trump’s call to ban immigrants from “shithole countries” in favor of admitting more citizens from Norway. “While we don’t agree with everything the President says,” said Marvin Linkwaiter, pastor of the Evangelical Church Of The Armageddon, “we do […]

President Trump Signs Pledge Of Unwavering Loyalty To Himself

President Trump Signs Pledge Of Unwavering Loyalty To Himself

WASHINGTON, DC – In a move designed to provide some solace to an embattled administration, President Donald Trump this week asked for, and received, a pledge of loyalty from President Donald Trump. The pledge, which White House aides say was freely given, stated that the President agrees to fully support the President regardless of what […]

House Adds Goodnight Moon To Tax Bill – Lulls Members To Sleep

House Adds Goodnight Moon To Tax Bill – Lulls Members To Sleep

  WASHINGTON DC – In a parliamentary move designed to lull members of congress into a stupor before voting, the House Ways and Means Committee this week inserted text from the beloved children’s book “Goodnight Moon” into the preamble of the President’s tax reform bill.   Seldom Used Tactic The “Goodnight Moon Maneuver” as it […]

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