Trump Supporters To Buy Latin Food And Give To Food Shelves Because Obviously Wouldn’t Eat It Themselves
Some of their best friends eat Mexican. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.
Candidate Who Joked About Stopping Carnage Really Serious This Time
“I was just kidding about fixing the carnage before, but if you elect me again, I’ll totally do it this time. For real.” makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.
President Reschedules Tulsa Rally To Celebrate “Massacre Cover-Up” Day
It was the decent thing to do. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.
White House Press Secretary Sups Excited
So adulting RN. Goals AF. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News.
Mom Concerned Sanders Nomination Could Spread Socialism Transmitted Diseases
Worried that the possible nomination of Bernie Sanders for president could increase the risk of communicable diseases transmitted thru socialism, local mom of four Dana Hutchmenson asked her doctor recently if there was anything she could do to prevent its spread? “With the coronavirus in the news, I just am getting a little paranoid […]
In Automaton Lair Beneath Earth’s Crust, Cackling Al Gore Relishes Defeat Of Andrew Yang
“Domo Arigato, Yang Gang! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!!!!” makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News
Genius Playing 4 Dimensional Chess Actually Playing Modified Checkers
He will double-jump you when you least expect it. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News
Chanting ‘Death To America’ Congress Passes New Tax Cut For One Percent
The Imperialists will pay 2.5% less for their materialistic ways. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News
Impeachment Button Mix-up: Tulsi Gabbard Votes For Present
Someone had the holiday spirit. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News
Chad Defends Dean Wormer Saying Delta House Will Pay
This is an outrage against Faber College and all that is decent – and we Omegas will never stand for it. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News