Genius Playing 4 Dimensional Chess Actually Playing Modified Checkers
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Chanting ‘Death To America’ Congress Passes New Tax Cut For One Percent
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Impeachment Button Mix-up: Tulsi Gabbard Votes For Present
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Chad Defends Dean Wormer Saying Delta House Will Pay
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“Move To Strike Last Word” Now Leading Cause Of Depression In US
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New Poll Reveals Rural Voters Unfazed By Impeachment Inquiry
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White House Recalls Special Envoy To Hindenburg Disaster
After uncovering several missteps in a diplomatic mission on behalf of the White House this week, the Trump administration elected to recall its Special Envoy to the famous airship Hindenburg after it burst into flames in a fiery inferno and crashed in a smoldering heap in New Jersey. “While we cannot say for certain […]
Maniacally Cackling Spy Confesses, Says Will Win Re-Election Anyway
Consumed by spasms of hysterical laughter that bordered on insanity, a Russian spy today finally confessed to being an operative of a foreign government before declaring it didn’t matter who knew, because he was still going to win re-election to the US Senate. The revelation, which came amid repeated chortles and diabolical snickering, brought […]
Texas Governor Relieved 2nd Amendment Unharmed During Multi-City Shooting Spree
An anxious Texas governor breathed a huge sigh of relief Sunday when told that the Second Amendment to the US Constitution was not among the 21 injured and 7 killed by a gunman wielding a military assault rifle while driving thru the western part of his state this weekend. “Whew, that’s really good news,” […]
Trump Emerges As Only Presidential Candidate Willing To Take On US
Faced with the difficult task of separating himself from a crowded field of contenders, President Trump got some good news this week from political analysts who said voters increasingly see him as the only candidate willing to take on and defeat the American people. “For too long, Americans have been taking advantage of our […]