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CAPE CANAVERAL – Saying that Earth’s best days are definitely behind her and it was the only responsible thing to do, a group of resigned scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratories Tuesday reluctantly launched a spacecraft to nudge a killer asteroid into the path of planet earth. “There wasn’t really a whole lot […]
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Newly released images from the National Science Foundation’s Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope shocked the astronomical community this week when they revealed that the sun’s surface is not a fiery inferno of hydrogen and helium as previously thought, but is, in fact, entirely composed of the french custard dessert crème brûlée. “Since work began […]