Astronomers Discover Sun Is Made Of Crème Brûlée

Astronomers Discover Sun Is Made Of Crème Brûlée

  Newly released images from the National Science Foundation’s Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope shocked the astronomical community this week when they revealed that the sun’s surface is not a fiery inferno of hydrogen and helium as previously thought, but is, in fact, entirely composed of the french custard dessert crème brûlée. “Since work began […]

Mar A Lagoon Club Announces Grand Opening In 2035

Mar A Lagoon Club Announces Grand Opening In 2035

  A consortium of developers in Palm Beach, Florida, this week announced their intention to open an exclusive club for the well-to-do in an upscale area of the city that they expect to be almost completely submerged in sea water by the year 2035. The group’s spokesperson, Angelique Veronika, said developers plan to acquire the […]

Bee Looking Forward To Dinosaurs Ruling Planet Again

Bee Looking Forward To Dinosaurs Ruling Planet Again

  As bees everywhere continue to dwindle in numbers as part of their master plan to starve the human race, a local bee said he was looking forward to seeing the dinosaurs finally return once humans are extinct. “Humans have really botched things up big time,” said the bee, who declined to be named out […]


Despite Test Results Doctor No Idea What Wrong With You

Despite Test Results Doctor No Idea What Wrong With You

  Despite running a battery of tests designed to uncover the cause of your symptoms and identify a treatment plan, your doctor this week reported he pretty much stymied as to what kind of issues you got. The in-depth exam, which included MRIs, an EEG, an EKG and X-Rays, failed to yield any clues about […]

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