WWE Pierces Time-Space Fabric, Opens Wormhole To Satirical Universe
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Nation’s Terror Of Being Attacked By Large Balloon Finally Ended
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Russian Scientist Staying Low Key On Hypersonic Missiles Running Windows 9
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NASA Launches Spacecraft To Knock Asteroid Into Path Of Earth
CAPE CANAVERAL – Saying that Earth’s best days are definitely behind her and it was the only responsible thing to do, a group of resigned scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratories Tuesday reluctantly launched a spacecraft to nudge a killer asteroid into the path of planet earth. “There wasn’t really a whole lot […]
FDA Grants Emergency Authorization Of Claim That Vaccine Makes Penis 3″ Longer
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FDA Announces Breakthrough Mail-Order Covid Vaccine
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CDC Audit Finds Employees Failed To Clean Fryer Entire Month Of February
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Graphic Designers Race To Find Cure For New CoronaPapyrus
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Researchers Closing In On Link Between Coronavirus And Gritty
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Astronomers Discover Sun Is Made Of Crème Brûlée
Newly released images from the National Science Foundation’s Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope shocked the astronomical community this week when they revealed that the sun’s surface is not a fiery inferno of hydrogen and helium as previously thought, but is, in fact, entirely composed of the french custard dessert crème brûlée. “Since work began […]