NASA Launches Spacecraft To Knock Asteroid Into Path Of Earth

NASA Launches Spacecraft To Knock Asteroid Into Path Of Earth

  CAPE CANAVERAL –   Saying that Earth’s best days are definitely behind her and it was the only responsible thing to do, a group of resigned scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratories Tuesday reluctantly launched a spacecraft to nudge a killer asteroid into the path of planet earth. “There wasn’t really a whole lot […]

Astronomers Discover Sun Is Made Of Crème Brûlée

Astronomers Discover Sun Is Made Of Crème Brûlée

  Newly released images from the National Science Foundation’s Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope shocked the astronomical community this week when they revealed that the sun’s surface is not a fiery inferno of hydrogen and helium as previously thought, but is, in fact, entirely composed of the french custard dessert crème brûlée. “Since work began […]


Mar A Lagoon Club Announces Grand Opening In 2035

Mar A Lagoon Club Announces Grand Opening In 2035

  A consortium of developers in Palm Beach, Florida, this week announced their intention to open an exclusive club for the well-to-do in an upscale area of the city that they expect to be almost completely submerged in sea water by the year 2035. The group’s spokesperson, Angelique Veronika, said developers plan to acquire the […]

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