Man Plays Dead To Avoid Doing Household Chores

Man Plays Dead To Avoid Doing Household Chores

  GATERSVILLE, FL – Local math teacher Roger Pardow was a little sore when he woke up this morning from cleaning out his garage the day before – and he had a bit of a headache, too, from drinking a few beers during a late night poker session with his buddies. So when his wife […]

Dog Still Thinking About That Bird In Tree From 3 Years Ago

Dog Still Thinking About That Bird In Tree From 3 Years Ago

  BELINDA, MO – Although three years have passed since he first spied the Eastern Bluebird perched in a tree outside in his backyard, local bulldog, Boris, thinks relentlessly of it every waking moment.   Contantly Thinking About It “Yeah, he thinks about it non-stop,” said owner Bob Jorgenheit. “It’s a constant source of interest […]

Detectives Stumped As “Legwarmer Murderer” Claims Another Victim

Detectives Stumped As “Legwarmer Murderer” Claims Another Victim

NEW YORK, NY – Detectives made a grisly discovery in Brooklyn this week as another victim was found in a string of unsolved murders committed by a woman police have dubbed the “Legwarmer Murderer”. Known for wearing rainbow-colored legwarmers, a popular 1980s fashion and workout item, the Legwarmer Murderer approaches victims with questions about 1980’s […]

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