South Dakota Man Burned By Yet Another Russian Spy Babe

South Dakota Man Burned By Yet Another Russian Spy Babe

  DURBIN, SD – In the latest of a long line of personal relationships that have not worked out, South Dakota resident Steven Willbest was fooled once again by an international spy posing as a girlfriend who really cared about him. “Jeez, you’d think I would have learned by now,” he said, nursing a beer […]

Don Corleone “Greatly Displeased” With FBI Seizure Of Cohen Files

Don Corleone “Greatly Displeased” With FBI Seizure Of Cohen Files

  LITTLE ITALY, NY – Saying he was “most unhappy” with developments in the recent Russiagate investigation, and that “a man’s privacy must be respected always,” Don Vito Corleone expressed disappointment Tuesday over the seizure of attorney Michael Cohen’s records by the NY office of the FBI. Mr. Corleone, a Sicilian-born immigrant and head of […]

Man Forgives Basketball Hoop That Taunted Him As A Child

Man Forgives Basketball Hoop That Taunted Him As A Child

  BROOKLYN, NY – Errole Sanders has fond memories of his childhood growing up in the Fort Greene area of Brooklyn. And among his favorite recollections are the pickup basketball games with his friends at a nearby park that would last until after dark, when their mothers would call them home for dinner and to […]


Shop Teacher “On Patrol” No Longer Showing Up To Teach Classes

Shop Teacher “On Patrol” No Longer Showing Up To Teach Classes

  CLARKTOWN, AR – In what has become routine for students in Gantner Middle School’s 5th hour wood-working class, students found themselves without a teacher again on Wednesday when industrial arts instructor Marvin Haurbruch spent the entire afternoon on a reconnaissance mission along the school’s playground perimeter. The teacher’s self-described “patrols,” performed while carrying a […]

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