Dog Finally Sneaks Up On Cat, Savors Moment For Dogs Everywhere

Dog Finally Sneaks Up On Cat, Savors Moment For Dogs Everywhere

  GREENHAVEN, AR – In a series of quiet movements that played out over more than two hours on Tuesday night, Sparcado, a two year-old chihuahua belonging to the Richter family of Greenhaven, Arkansas, finally snuck up this week behind the family cat Boris, taking the feline completely by surprise. Boris was busy watching a […]

Elderly Couple Repeatedly Misusing Internet Meme “Cash Me Ousside”

Elderly Couple Repeatedly Misusing Internet Meme “Cash Me Ousside”

  POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – A local elderly couple has provoked frustration and numerous corrections from their grandchildren this week by continuously misusing the 2017 internet meme: “cash me ousside, howbow dah.” The phrase, originally a quote uttered by 13-year-old Danielle Bregoli on an episode of The Dr. Phil Show, during which she challenged the audience […]

Man Plays Dead To Avoid Doing Household Chores

Man Plays Dead To Avoid Doing Household Chores

  GATERSVILLE, FL – Local math teacher Roger Pardow was a little sore when he woke up this morning from cleaning out his garage the day before – and he had a bit of a headache, too, from drinking a few beers during a late night poker session with his buddies. So when his wife […]

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