MIDWESTERN UNITED STATES – The road can be a lonely place for anyone, but imagine being trapped on the run, unable to return to familiar places because of some things you had said, or done – or witnessed. Make America The Best caught up with a cat, who asked not to be named for […]
HEATON, ND – While searching for a document to prepare his tax returns, a local man this week discovered to his chagrin that the beneficiary of his wife’s life insurance policy was not her husband of 42 years, but was instead their cat, Roosevelt. Neil Barsuchel was looking thru envelopes to locate his 2016 […]
YOUR TOWN, USA – Area residents this week flooded the local police station with anxious calls concerning cheerful, happy-looking drones in their neighborhood looking through their windows. Reports of the drones in the area began Monday and continued unabated throughout the week as the chipper flying machines continuously approached the windows of residents and […]
ATTERBURY, IN – A wolf at the door of a local man’s house who had been hanging around for several months finally broke in yesterday and stole the man’s PlayStation. Todd Mercers was making some microwave french fries in the kitchen when he suddenly heard something in the living room. “I went out to see […]
TUSCON, AZ – A local heart surgeon preparing to do complicated surgery in Tuscon this week was taken aback by a request from one of his patients on the morning of the procedure. Dr. Tom Dwightson of Mergatroid Presbyterian in Tuscon, Arizona, was getting ready to do a quadruple bypass on his patient Lamonte Hopkins, […]
RUBERGH, IN – A local farmer in Rubergh, who was startled Wednesday morning by the sight of the Anti-Christ speaking to the nation on TV, was relieved to find out later it was only the Deputy Assistant to the President, Sebastian Gorka. Hank Willmer was passing thru his kitchen Wednesday morning on his way to […]
UPPER WEST SIDE, MANHATTAN – The ever-expanding field of immersion schools got even more crowded this week when a new choice appeared for parents already struggling to sort thru the many options for their children: the world’s first binary language immersion school. While a plethora of immersion schools already exist in Manhattan’s forward-thinking Upper West […]
REMINISCENCE, AK – A man in Reminiscence, Arkansas, discovered something unusual this week as he was in the process of draining a swamp on his property: the accountant who had prepared his taxes from 2009-2011. “It had been about a week since I’d driven out to check on the progress of the pumps, so I […]
WACO, TEXAS – President-elect Donald Trump’s recent provocations of the Chinese government over trade issues didn’t seem to bother local insurance adjuster and football coach Bill Rheinholtz, a lifelong U.S. resident. Mr. Rheinholtz, whose junior high football squad is undefeated this year, was glad the President-Elect was finally standing up to China. “Good for him. […]
NEEDLE ROCK, NEBRASKA – Officer Dan Bularsky of the Needle Rock Police Department, says he has “rounding up illegal immigrants” definitely penciled in on his 2017 to do list in response to the directive from new President-Elect Donald Trump. “Oh yeah, it’s on there” the officer said. “Sergeant Magill mentioned at the start of the […]