KENESHAW, WI A local aunt who opened a gift store last year to earn some extra money has reportedly been buying signs and t-shirts with slogans featuring white grievance themes, according to her nephews this week. “Yeah, it’s becoming a bit of a problem,” said her nephew Zack, who works the register twice a […]
Saying they did not wish to further antagonize someone already possessed of a better sense of sentence structure, mechanics and comedic timing, a humor site this week announced they have decided to block the IP address associated with a local man’s home to prevent him from reading its articles. “While counter-intuitive from a subscription […]
SHELVRE, DELAWARE – Despite a firm conviction that he was locked in a deadly battle of multi-dimensional chess for control of the universe with the Being who created it, Martin Gimlok of Shelvre, Delaware, reportedly has been playing something much closer to the game of checkers, a board game popularized by the Milton-Bradley company […]
WILSHIRE, VERMONT – A time-honored Christmas prank played repeatedly over the years by the Jensen boys of Wilshire, Vermont, surprised a few of them this week when a carefully placed pine cone in a walnut bowl proved to be 20% funnier than last year’s version. The informal study, conducted in the living room as […]
YOUR BEDROOM – In what otherwise was an uneventful and restful sleep in your king-size bed featuring a Serta mattress, your dreams unexpectedly took a turn last night when German Chancellor Angela Merkel emerged from a forbidding forest to give you the location of a crucial cheat code for Red Dead Redemption 2. […]
TUSCALOOSA, AL – A federal judge this week released a local man who had been on death row for fourteen years after new evidence was discovered showing he was at the beach the entire time during the week of the murder. Calendars Do Not Lie “The calendar, which was found by the defendant’s […]
DURBIN, SD – In the latest of a long line of personal relationships that have not worked out, South Dakota resident Steven Willbest was fooled once again by an international spy posing as a girlfriend who really cared about him. “Jeez, you’d think I would have learned by now,” he said, nursing a beer […]
MONTCLAIR, KY – Like the couple in the 1979 pop song “Escape,” who answer the same personals ad and find out they were both trying to cheat on each other, Mary Beth Tisdole and Martin Grossbeek shared a good laugh this week after discovering each other’s fake profiles on the dating site Tinder. “I […]
MENLO PARK, CA – Outlining a bright future ahead during an impromptu meeting of the 7th floor staff this week, co-worker Steve got the sales team excited when he announced Casual Fridays would be a permanent perk for all employees in the operations division. Cheering broke out as the staff high-fived and celebrated the […]
LITTLE ITALY, NY – Saying he was “most unhappy” with developments in the recent Russiagate investigation, and that “a man’s privacy must be respected always,” Don Vito Corleone expressed disappointment Tuesday over the seizure of attorney Michael Cohen’s records by the NY office of the FBI. Mr. Corleone, a Sicilian-born immigrant and head of […]