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Saying she had a ringing headache that she was sure was being caused by the unchecked actions of the deep state, Florida resident Marley Kilnert called in sick to work this morning, telling her boss he could find the reason in Q post number 2376. “I was out with a couple friends last night […]
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Relaxing with a cappuccino during the busy holiday season at your nearby coffee shop usually brings a moment of calm to an otherwise chaotic few weeks, which is why you were surprised to discover those pretty out of focus lights outside the window were not from a Christmas display down the street, as you originally […]
After careful consideration and months of planning, including drawing up a revised will, a local baby boomer was perturbed this week when his son failed to show any gratitude after learning he would receive the man’s 37-year collection of carefully preserved car magazines. “I just don’t understand how he could be so thoughtless,” the […]
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Although it has many Americans concerned, President Trump’s provocations of China over trade issues hasn’t seemed to bother local insurance adjuster and football coach Bill Rheinholtz, a lifelong U.S. resident. Mr. Rheinholtz, whose junior high football squad is undefeated this year, was glad the president was finally standing up to China. “Good for him. […]
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