Local Man Not Worried About Trade War Since All His Stuff Comes From Walmart

Local Man Not Worried About Trade War Since All His Stuff Comes From Walmart

  Although it has many Americans concerned, President Trump’s provocations of China over trade issues hasn’t seemed to bother local insurance adjuster and football coach Bill Rheinholtz, a lifelong U.S. resident. Mr. Rheinholtz, whose junior high football squad is undefeated this year, was glad the president was finally standing up to China. “Good for him. […]

Florida Man Demands Judge Arrest Jury That Acquitted Him

Florida Man Demands Judge Arrest Jury That Acquitted Him

  PALM BEACH, FL – Unsatisfied with a verdict of “not guilty” returned in his recent trial which reportedly exonerated a Florida man of accusations of illegal activity, the man, now free to go about his life and never mention the trial again, immediately demanded the judge arrest the jury and begin a new trial […]

Aunt Unaware She’s Running White Grievance-Themed Gift Shop

Aunt Unaware She’s Running White Grievance-Themed Gift Shop

  KENESHAW, WI A local aunt who opened a gift store last year to earn some extra money has reportedly been buying signs and t-shirts with slogans featuring white grievance themes, according to her nephews this week. “Yeah, it’s becoming a bit of a problem,” said her nephew Zack, who works the register twice a […]

Humor Site Blocks Local Man With Better Sense Of Humor

Humor Site Blocks Local Man With Better Sense Of Humor

  Saying they did not wish to further antagonize someone already possessed of a better sense of sentence structure, mechanics and comedic timing, a humor site this week announced they have decided to block the IP address associated with a local man’s home to prevent him from reading its articles. “While counter-intuitive from a subscription […]


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