After careful consideration and months of planning, including drawing up a revised will, a local baby boomer was perturbed this week when his son failed to show any gratitude after learning he would receive the man’s 37-year collection of carefully preserved car magazines. “I just don’t understand how he could be so thoughtless,” the […]
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Although it has many Americans concerned, President Trump’s provocations of China over trade issues hasn’t seemed to bother local insurance adjuster and football coach Bill Rheinholtz, a lifelong U.S. resident. Mr. Rheinholtz, whose junior high football squad is undefeated this year, was glad the president was finally standing up to China. “Good for him. […]
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PALM BEACH, FL – Unsatisfied with a verdict of “not guilty” returned in his recent trial which reportedly exonerated a Florida man of accusations of illegal activity, the man, now free to go about his life and never mention the trial again, immediately demanded the judge arrest the jury and begin a new trial […]
WASHINGTON DC – Saying it’s been hanging over his head for most of the summer and a good chunk of the winter, Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller this week hit it hard to try and crank out that report that he’s been putting off before the end of the term. “I really shoulda started this […]
KENESHAW, WI A local aunt who opened a gift store last year to earn some extra money has reportedly been buying signs and t-shirts with slogans featuring white grievance themes, according to her nephews this week. “Yeah, it’s becoming a bit of a problem,” said her nephew Zack, who works the register twice a […]
Saying they did not wish to further antagonize someone already possessed of a better sense of sentence structure, mechanics and comedic timing, a humor site this week announced they have decided to block the IP address associated with a local man’s home to prevent him from reading its articles. “While counter-intuitive from a subscription […]