Cat On The Lam Trying To Forget The Past

Cat On The Lam Trying To Forget The Past

  MIDWESTERN UNITED STATES – The road can be a lonely place for anyone, but imagine being trapped on the run, unable to return to familiar places because of some things you had said, or done – or witnessed. Make America The Best caught up with a cat, who asked not to be named for […]

Happy Drone At Your Window Not Looking For Anything In Particular

Happy Drone At Your Window Not Looking For Anything In Particular

  YOUR TOWN, USA – Area residents this week flooded the local police station with anxious calls concerning cheerful, happy-looking drones in their neighborhood looking through their windows. Reports of the drones in the area began Monday and continued unabated throughout the week as the chipper flying machines continuously approached the windows of residents and […]

Wolf At The Door Breaks In, Takes Man’s PlayStation

Wolf At The Door Breaks In, Takes Man’s PlayStation

ATTERBURY, IN – A wolf at the door of a local man’s house who had been hanging around for several months finally broke in yesterday and stole the man’s PlayStation. Todd Mercers was making some microwave french fries in the kitchen when he suddenly heard something in the living room. “I went out to see […]

New Binary Immersion School Opens In Upper West Side

New  Binary Immersion School Opens In Upper West Side

UPPER WEST SIDE, MANHATTAN – The ever-expanding field of immersion schools got even more crowded this week when a new choice appeared for parents already struggling to sort thru the many options for their children: the world’s first binary language immersion school. While a plethora of immersion schools already exist in Manhattan’s forward-thinking Upper West […]

Area Residents Unafraid of Trade War With China Since Their Stuff Comes From WalMart

Area Residents Unafraid of Trade War With China Since Their Stuff Comes From WalMart

WACO, TEXAS – President-elect Donald Trump’s recent provocations of the Chinese government over trade issues didn’t seem to bother local insurance adjuster and football coach Bill Rheinholtz, a lifelong U.S. resident. Mr. Rheinholtz, whose junior high football squad is undefeated this year, was glad the President-Elect was finally standing up to China. “Good for him. […]

Local Police Officer Has “Rounding Up Illegal Immigrants” on His To Do List

Local Police Officer Has “Rounding Up Illegal Immigrants” on His To Do List

NEEDLE ROCK, NEBRASKA – Officer Dan Bularsky of the Needle Rock Police Department,  says he has “rounding up illegal immigrants” definitely penciled in on his 2017 to do list in response to the directive from new President-Elect Donald Trump.  “Oh yeah, it’s on there” the officer said. “Sergeant Magill mentioned at the start of the […]