Aunt Unaware She’s Running White Grievance-Themed Gift Shop

Aunt Unaware She’s Running White Grievance-Themed Gift Shop

  KENESHAW, WI A local aunt who opened a gift store last year to earn some extra money has reportedly been buying signs and t-shirts with slogans featuring white grievance themes, according to her nephews this week. “Yeah, it’s becoming a bit of a problem,” said her nephew Zack, who works the register twice a […]

Humor Site Blocks Local Man With Better Sense Of Humor

Humor Site Blocks Local Man With Better Sense Of Humor

  Saying they did not wish to further antagonize someone already possessed of a better sense of sentence structure, mechanics and comedic timing, a humor site this week announced they have decided to block the IP address associated with a local man’s home to prevent him from reading its articles. “While counter-intuitive from a subscription […]

South Dakota Man Burned By Yet Another Russian Spy Babe

South Dakota Man Burned By Yet Another Russian Spy Babe

  DURBIN, SD – In the latest of a long line of personal relationships that have not worked out, South Dakota resident Steven Willbest was fooled once again by an international spy posing as a girlfriend who really cared about him. “Jeez, you’d think I would have learned by now,” he said, nursing a beer […]


Don Corleone “Greatly Displeased” With FBI Seizure Of Cohen Files

Don Corleone “Greatly Displeased” With FBI Seizure Of Cohen Files

  LITTLE ITALY, NY – Saying he was “most unhappy” with developments in the recent Russiagate investigation, and that “a man’s privacy must be respected always,” Don Vito Corleone expressed disappointment Tuesday over the seizure of attorney Michael Cohen’s records by the NY office of the FBI. Mr. Corleone, a Sicilian-born immigrant and head of […]

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