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Local Man Concerned Midjourney Girlfriend Seeing Other Subscribers

While scrubbing thru the latest images on a public discord server, local man Steve Grinscheld became concerned on Wednesday after seeing images of a...

Report: I Selfie, Therefore I Am

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - An international conference of philosophers meeting in Geneva this week unanimously endorsed a paper presented by University of Lyon Professor Edwin Grunschveld...

Mom’s New Years Resolution To Find Out More About The Rizzler

With the goal of starting off the new year with an interesting side project, local mom Ruth Bridnap made a resolution to do some...

Local Man Who Lived With Secret Family For 6 Months Discovers Original Family Didn’t Realize He Was Gone

Local man Jonathan Windsor of East Peoria, Illinois, had been quietly leading a double life for several years after he met and later fathered...

Pleasing Out Of Focus Christmas Lights Outside Window Actually Oncoming Runaway Train

Relaxing with a cappuccino during the busy holiday season at your nearby coffee shop usually brings a moment of calm to an otherwise chaotic...

Strategically Placed Pine Cone In Walnut Dish 20% Funnier This Holiday Season

  WILSHIRE, VERMONT - A time-honored Christmas prank played repeatedly over the years by the Jensen boys of Wilshire, Vermont, surprised a few of them this...

Reindeer Glad To Escape Existential Hell Of Being Packed In A Box For A Year

  DOOLEY, IN - For 338 days a year, a stuffed reindeer named Gustav sits quietly in a box staring at a point of light...

Local Man Uses AI To Determine Which Shoe Goes On Left Foot

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Couple Adopts Incessantly Barking Emotional Sabotage Dog

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Millionaire Thanks Local Man For Paying Taxes So He Didn’t Have To

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Man Looking Forward To Moving On To Littler And Lesser Things

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Former President Starting To Wonder If Fox News Actually Just Making Shit Up

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QAnon Supporter Calls In Sick To Work, Cites Post No. 2376

  Saying she had a ringing headache that she was sure was being caused by the unchecked actions of the deep state, Florida resident Marley...

Friendly Coworker’s Mind Races For Segue To Eye Patch You’re Wearing

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