Life Coach Looking To Slide Some Positivity Into Your DM

Life Coach Looking To Slide Some Positivity Into Your DM

  SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Motivational Speaker and Life Coach Bradley Elldon spends his days working to improve the lives of everyday people with his inspirational quotes and advice. And after multiple visits to your Twitter profile this week, he is also thinking about sliding some positive messaging into your DM.   Coffee Or […]

New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea

New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea

SEVASTOPOL – The city fathers of Sevsatopol are touting a new building on the Crimean skyline this week as the recently completed Trumpski Tower gets ready to open its doors to the general public. The building, a real estate venture of Trumpskibank RAO Investment Group, boasts 58 floors of state-of-the-art Russian condominiums with breathtaking views […]

Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views

Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views

  ESTES PARK, COLORADO – A mountain goat preparing a new TED talk to be released in the coming weeks expressed confidence that the video will garner millions of views around the globe, and will establish him as a player to be reckoned with on the sprawling YouTube landscape. The TED talk, part of the […]

“Trumpin’ 2 Electric Pen Boogaloo” Given Green Light

“Trumpin’ 2 Electric Pen Boogaloo” Given Green Light

  WASHINGTON DC – Following up on the momentum from his State of the Union address, President Trump announced that “Trumpin’ 2 – Electric Pen Boogaloo” has been given the green light to go into production in the summer of 2017. With a budget of 9.2 million dollars, the film will be helmed by Sam […]

America Announces New Reality TV Show: “The President”

America Announces New Reality TV Show: “The President”

LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to gain the attention of an increasingly distracted population, America today announced it will begin running a new prime time reality show called “The President”. The show, a brainchild of 62 million Americans, will feature longtime reality TV veteran Donald Trump as the irascible and unpredictable head of […]

1972 Plymouth Valiant Not A Fan Of Driverless Cars

1972 Plymouth Valiant Not A Fan Of Driverless Cars

NEW HAVEN, CT- When it comes to our high-tech world of smart phones, automated factories and killer drones, people have differing opinions on the relative benefits of these new devices. Make America The Best wanted to find out what one group thought about the new driverless cars on the road: other cars. An autonomous or […]