HOLLYWOOD, CA – After 15 years of experimentation, the producers of the ABC hit TV show “The Bachelorette” made a change to the show’s format this week. Having determined that 20 weeks of reality TV show competition was no better at finding a good match than plain dumb luck, it was decided the contestant […]
WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN – Although convinced you had already found all of the possible ways that you could hold singer-songwriter and actress Beyonce Knowles-Carter in the highest esteem, workers this week renovating your building made the surprising discovery of yet another way for you to admire the talented music and pop culture superstar. Part […]
ASTORIA, NY – Leonard Doliver, of Astoria, Queens in New York City, has been a diehard fan of East Coast Rap ever since he can remember. “It started back in ’95 when I was three years old. Some cousins came over for Christmas and they were listening to Illmatic in my older brother’s room. […]
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – After a year of dutifully meeting each month to discuss the latest New York Times best seller, a local book club has realized they are a lot more interested in drinking wine than reading, as evidenced by the multiple bottles they were consuming each night. So in an 11 to 0 […]
BROADWAY, NY – After a disappointing take at the box office and multiple distractions during a challenging opening night, the producers of the gun-friendly musical “Burr” decided to call it quits and closed the show after a one day run. The production, a country music-inspired homage to the central character Aaron Burr, extolled the virtues […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – In another twist in the LeeAnn Tweeden saga, it was revealed Tuesday that when she posed for a photo spread in 2011, Playboy Magazine had assured the model that it was OK to take off her clothes, since the special camera they were using had an “anti-nudity” function that would […]
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Motivational Speaker and Life Coach Bradley Elldon spends his days working to improve the lives of everyday people with his inspirational quotes and advice. And after multiple visits to your Twitter profile this week, he is also thinking about sliding some positive messaging into your DM. Coffee Or […]
OCEAN WORLD – A bottle-nosed dolphin that appeared to smile at you Saturday as you approached the 40,000 gallon tank that is its home, was actually silently judging your badly coordinated outfit sources say. The dolphin, youngest of the seven dolphins who make up the colony at your local aquarium, found your choice of […]
HOLLYWOOD, CA – While the Washington press corp has grown accustomed to the icy stare of the White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, some of the more veteran reporters have begun wondering if they had perhaps seen that face before? “I was sitting in the briefing room watching her take questions, and while […]
SEVASTOPOL – The city fathers of Sevsatopol are touting a new building on the Crimean skyline this week as the recently completed Trumpski Tower gets ready to open its doors to the general public. The building, a real estate venture of Trumpskibank RAO Investment Group, boasts 58 floors of state-of-the-art Russian condominiums with breathtaking views […]