Starting with a misunderstanding over a banana truck years ago while filming the 1962 movie “King Kong vs Godzilla”, and escalating thru the years during assorted press interviews and perceived slights, a beef between Godzilla and King Kong was on full display in a film the two made this year say producers. “Normally these […]
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Declaring that a deadly coronavirus outbreak is no excuse for flavorless eggs and pasty half-cooked bacon, well-known food critic Walter Paerce released a stinging three-page diatribe this week, excoriating the cafeteria of St. Ebenezar’s Hospital in Lower Manhattan’s Tribeca neighborhood for what he called “a crime against humanity worse than any mother nature could […]
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The 2020 Grammy Awards were a success by many measures – however, as with any awards show, there are always some disappointed artists the morning after. One such artist, indie music icon Bon Iver, struggled to find words after the picture he sent in failed to win in the Best Record and Best Album […]
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A local group of musicians who had gathered in their garage to form a new Rush tribute band decided to hang it up on Saturday after attempting to learn a few of the band’s most popular songs, and realizing there was absolutely no way they would ever be able to play their music. “Yeah, […]
“Avengers: Endgame,” the Disney and Marvel juggernaut film, made mathematical history this past Monday when the total box office receipts finally overtook the U.S. Gross Domestic Product to become number one on the list of all-time biggest numbers anyone has ever seen. “A huge congratulations to the Marvel Studios and Walt Disney Studios teams, […]
Local runner Gloria Bernhausen was out on her evening jog this Thursday when something hanging in the trees reminded her just how glad she was that the film Blair Witch Project was starting to show its age alongside more recent horror films. “That film really freaked me out,” she said after spying a movement […]
Wary of the horrors of an earlier generation of HBO series watchers who devoted years of mental effort to The Sopranos, only to be flummoxed by the show’s ambiguous ending on a frame of black, Game of Thrones fans across the country anxiously called mental health professionals this week to voice their fears of […]