Punching People At Awards Shows Added To List Of Things Celebrities Allowed To Do
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King Kong Godzilla Beef Been Building For Years Say Producers
Starting with a misunderstanding over a banana truck years ago while filming the 1962 movie “King Kong vs Godzilla”, and escalating thru the years during assorted press interviews and perceived slights, a beef between Godzilla and King Kong was on full display in a film the two made this year say producers. “Normally these […]
Botched Restoration Of Priceless 1961 Charlie Brown Draws Outrage
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NY Food Critic Savages Local Hospital Cafeteria, Awards It Zero Stars
Declaring that a deadly coronavirus outbreak is no excuse for flavorless eggs and pasty half-cooked bacon, well-known food critic Walter Paerce released a stinging three-page diatribe this week, excoriating the cafeteria of St. Ebenezar’s Hospital in Lower Manhattan’s Tribeca neighborhood for what he called “a crime against humanity worse than any mother nature could […]
ABC Announces New Show For Summer 2020 – The Cachelor
Once Upon a Time, 25 Women Met the Cat of Her Dreams. Unfortunately, They All Met Him on the Same Night. makeamericathebest.com Your Trusted Source for Faux News
Bon Iver Disappointed Photo Of Himself Failed To Win Grammy
The 2020 Grammy Awards were a success by many measures – however, as with any awards show, there are always some disappointed artists the morning after. One such artist, indie music icon Bon Iver, struggled to find words after the picture he sent in failed to win in the Best Record and Best Album […]
Iranian Fall TV Lineup To Include New ‘Standing With The Stars’
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Rush Cover Band Hangs It Up After One Practice
A local group of musicians who had gathered in their garage to form a new Rush tribute band decided to hang it up on Saturday after attempting to learn a few of the band’s most popular songs, and realizing there was absolutely no way they would ever be able to play their music. “Yeah, […]
Avengers: Endgame Surpasses US GDP To Become All-Time Biggest Number Ever
“Avengers: Endgame,” the Disney and Marvel juggernaut film, made mathematical history this past Monday when the total box office receipts finally overtook the U.S. Gross Domestic Product to become number one on the list of all-time biggest numbers anyone has ever seen. “A huge congratulations to the Marvel Studios and Walt Disney Studios teams, […]
Runner In Forest Really Glad Blair Witch Project Starting To Look Dated
Local runner Gloria Bernhausen was out on her evening jog this Thursday when something hanging in the trees reminded her just how glad she was that the film Blair Witch Project was starting to show its age alongside more recent horror films. “That film really freaked me out,” she said after spying a movement […]