Sacha Baron Cohen Reveals New Angry Unfunny Balding Character

Sacha Baron Cohen Reveals New Angry Unfunny Balding Character

  WASHINGTON DC – In a follow-up to his recent hit series “Who Is America?”, the impresario Sasha Baron Cohen made an appearance this week as yet another outlandish TV character: this time as a heavy set, balding man trying to pick a fight. The new character, who goes by the alias “Alex Jones,” accosted […]

Man’s Idea For Saving Neccos So MF’ing Crazy, It Just Might Work

Man’s Idea For Saving Neccos So MF’ing Crazy, It Just Might Work

  BROOKLYN, NY – A Brooklyn man mulling over the closure of the factory that makes the famous “Neccos” candy, a favorite for generations of Americans, became convinced today he can save the wafer thin treat; however, to do it will require extraordinary measures never before used in the confectionery industry. “It’s pretty extreme,” said […]

Zach Galifianakis’ Doppelgänger To Play Hamlet In RSC Production

Zach Galifianakis’ Doppelgänger To Play Hamlet In RSC Production

  LONDON, UK – The culmination of 15 years of hard work to master the acting skills required to bring Shakespeare to life, paid off this week as the doppelgänger of American comedian Zach Galifianakis was awarded the title role in the new Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of Hamlet. The doppelgänger, 27-year-old Martin Wylie of […]

New Bacheroulette Show To Select Husband At Random

New Bacheroulette Show To Select Husband At Random

  HOLLYWOOD, CA – After 15 years of experimentation, the producers of the ABC hit TV show “The Bachelorette” made a change to the show’s format this week. Having determined that 20 weeks of reality TV show competition was no better at finding a good match than plain dumb luck, it was decided the contestant […]

Workers Uncover Brand New Way For You To Admire Beyonce

Workers Uncover Brand New Way For You To Admire Beyonce

  WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN – Although convinced you had already found all of the possible ways that you could hold singer-songwriter and actress Beyonce Knowles-Carter in the highest esteem, workers this week renovating your building made the surprising discovery of yet another way for you to admire the talented music and pop culture superstar.   Part […]


Broadway Musical “Burr” Closes After Tumultuous 1 Day Run

Broadway Musical “Burr” Closes After Tumultuous 1 Day Run

BROADWAY, NY – After a disappointing take at the box office and multiple distractions during a challenging opening night, the producers of the gun-friendly musical “Burr” decided to call it quits and closed the show after a one day run. The production, a country music-inspired homage to the central character Aaron Burr, extolled the virtues […]

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