Broadway Musical “Burr” Closes After Tumultuous 1 Day Run

Broadway Musical “Burr” Closes After Tumultuous 1 Day Run

BROADWAY, NY – After a disappointing take at the box office and multiple distractions during a challenging opening night, the producers of the gun-friendly musical “Burr” decided to call it quits and closed the show after a one day run. The production, a country music-inspired homage to the central character Aaron Burr, extolled the virtues […]

Life Coach Looking To Slide Some Positivity Into Your DM

Life Coach Looking To Slide Some Positivity Into Your DM

  SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Motivational Speaker and Life Coach Bradley Elldon spends his days working to improve the lives of everyday people with his inspirational quotes and advice. And after multiple visits to your Twitter profile this week, he is also thinking about sliding some positive messaging into your DM.   Coffee Or […]

New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea

New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea

SEVASTOPOL – The city fathers of Sevsatopol are touting a new building on the Crimean skyline this week as the recently completed Trumpski Tower gets ready to open its doors to the general public. The building, a real estate venture of Trumpskibank RAO Investment Group, boasts 58 floors of state-of-the-art Russian condominiums with breathtaking views […]

Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views

Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views

  ESTES PARK, COLORADO – A mountain goat preparing a new TED talk to be released in the coming weeks expressed confidence that the video will garner millions of views around the globe, and will establish him as a player to be reckoned with on the sprawling YouTube landscape. The TED talk, part of the […]

“Trumpin’ 2 Electric Pen Boogaloo” Given Green Light

“Trumpin’ 2 Electric Pen Boogaloo” Given Green Light

  WASHINGTON DC – Following up on the momentum from his State of the Union address, President Trump announced that “Trumpin’ 2 – Electric Pen Boogaloo” has been given the green light to go into production in the summer of 2017. With a budget of 9.2 million dollars, the film will be helmed by Sam […]