New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea

New Trumpski Tower Set To Open In Sevastopol, Crimea

SEVASTOPOL – The city fathers of Sevsatopol are touting a new building on the Crimean skyline this week as the recently completed Trumpski Tower gets ready to open its doors to the general public. The building, a real estate venture of Trumpskibank RAO Investment Group, boasts 58 floors of state-of-the-art Russian condominiums with breathtaking views […]

Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views

Mountain Goat Prepares TED Talk, Expects 20 Million Views

  ESTES PARK, COLORADO – A mountain goat preparing a new TED talk to be released in the coming weeks expressed confidence that the video will garner millions of views around the globe, and will establish him as a player to be reckoned with on the sprawling YouTube landscape. The TED talk, part of the […]

“Trumpin’ 2 Electric Pen Boogaloo” Given Green Light

“Trumpin’ 2 Electric Pen Boogaloo” Given Green Light

  WASHINGTON DC – Following up on the momentum from his State of the Union address, President Trump announced that “Trumpin’ 2 – Electric Pen Boogaloo” has been given the green light to go into production in the summer of 2017. With a budget of 9.2 million dollars, the film will be helmed by Sam […]

America Announces New Reality TV Show: “The President”

America Announces New Reality TV Show: “The President”

LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to gain the attention of an increasingly distracted population, America today announced it will begin running a new prime time reality show called “The President”. The show, a brainchild of 62 million Americans, will feature longtime reality TV veteran Donald Trump as the irascible and unpredictable head of […]

1972 Plymouth Valiant Not A Fan Of Driverless Cars

1972 Plymouth Valiant Not A Fan Of Driverless Cars

NEW HAVEN, CT- When it comes to our high-tech world of smart phones, automated factories and killer drones, people have differing opinions on the relative benefits of these new devices. Make America The Best wanted to find out what one group thought about the new driverless cars on the road: other cars. An autonomous or […]

Travel Up 50% To Places That Don’t Exist

Travel Up 50% To Places That Don’t Exist

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – The International Travel Marketing and Public Relations Council has announced that travel to places that don’t exist was up 50% in 2016 over 2015 levels. Marna Gherbheartten, Director of the industry-sponsored trade association said that a variety of factors were at work to explain the difference. “The proliferation of image-editing software, and […]

Dems Announce New Reality Show Starring Lovable Bearded Bird Watchers

Dems Announce New Reality Show Starring Lovable Bearded Bird Watchers

ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA – After the shock of losing the 2016 presidential election to business tycoon Donald Trump, leading Democrats have tapped party donors and LA producers to create a charming new reality show starring bearded rust belt bird watchers. The new show, tentatively titled “Duck Taxonomy” grew out of a recognition that the party needed […]