SEVASTOPOL – The city fathers of Sevsatopol are touting a new building on the Crimean skyline this week as the recently completed Trumpski Tower gets ready to open its doors to the general public. The building, a real estate venture of Trumpskibank RAO Investment Group, boasts 58 floors of state-of-the-art Russian condominiums with breathtaking views […]
SAN JOSE, CA – Troubled by rampant uncertainty over whether playing badminton is a fun expression of their quirky uniqueness, or a game for losers who can’t play a real sport, a group of concerned silicon valley employees this week formed a study group to try to determine if it’s OK to play the […]
ESTES PARK, COLORADO – A mountain goat preparing a new TED talk to be released in the coming weeks expressed confidence that the video will garner millions of views around the globe, and will establish him as a player to be reckoned with on the sprawling YouTube landscape. The TED talk, part of the […]
WASHINGTON DC – Following up on the momentum from his State of the Union address, President Trump announced that “Trumpin’ 2 – Electric Pen Boogaloo” has been given the green light to go into production in the summer of 2017. With a budget of 9.2 million dollars, the film will be helmed by Sam […]
Nowadays, our lives are filled with amazing devices that assist us with everyday tasks. One of the ways they help us is by talking to us. But what do they talk about when you’re not around? We asked some devices what they like to discuss. SIRI: I am in conversations with 1.2 million […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to gain the attention of an increasingly distracted population, America today announced it will begin running a new prime time reality show called “The President”. The show, a brainchild of 62 million Americans, will feature longtime reality TV veteran Donald Trump as the irascible and unpredictable head of […]
NEW HAVEN, CT- When it comes to our high-tech world of smart phones, automated factories and killer drones, people have differing opinions on the relative benefits of these new devices. Make America The Best wanted to find out what one group thought about the new driverless cars on the road: other cars. An autonomous or […]
ELIZABETHTON, TN – After receiving notification via US mail of his acceptance into the next edition of “Who’s Who – The Ultimate Guide, Musician and Songwriters’ Edition 2017”, sources confirmed this week that Bob Dylan will travel to Elizabethton, Tennessee to accept his copy of the book in person. Mr. Dylan last year won the […]
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – The International Travel Marketing and Public Relations Council has announced that travel to places that don’t exist was up 50% in 2016 over 2015 levels. Marna Gherbheartten, Director of the industry-sponsored trade association said that a variety of factors were at work to explain the difference. “The proliferation of image-editing software, and […]
ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA – After the shock of losing the 2016 presidential election to business tycoon Donald Trump, leading Democrats have tapped party donors and LA producers to create a charming new reality show starring bearded rust belt bird watchers. The new show, tentatively titled “Duck Taxonomy” grew out of a recognition that the party needed […]