Wary of the horrors of an earlier generation of HBO series watchers who devoted years of mental effort to The Sopranos, only to be flummoxed by the show’s ambiguous ending on a frame of black, Game of Thrones fans across the country anxiously called mental health professionals this week to voice their fears of […]
BY ANONYMOUS – This winter I went on a trip to Vietnam that I had planned recently, without the help of anyone else. I thought it would warm up a friendship I started months before after this person and I hit it off bigly. But SAD! it didn’t happen. I was ready for real […]
Facing a steep decline in reservations for both full and half-day packages, and almost non-existent bookings for facials, alarmed spa owners across the country this week sought to reassure the public that there is nothing wrong with wearing white creams on your face. “We’ve been letting customers know that it’s just to moisturize the […]
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SANTA MONICA, CA – A white friend who went out of his way to assert ‘Black Panther’ was “totally worthy” of being seen by a wider audience, and “definitely deserved its high rating on Rotten Tomatoes”, was reportedly making a substantial effort to change the topic of conversation this week. Impressive Costumes Although […]
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SANTA MONICA, CA – In a lawsuit filed this morning in federal district court, a factory worker has accused famed British artist David Hockney of plagiarism in the copying of a painting his wife made of him standing over a pool in his neighbor’s backyard. The plaintiff, Fred Flintstone, alleges that the famous artist […]
TOPEKA, KS – Visibly distraught over the announcement by internet giant Google that it’s shutting down the Google Plus social network for good, Nathan Markinson, the nation’s only Google Plus enthusiast, expressed utter disbelief. A Life’s Work “How can you shut down a person’s whole social network just because of one security error?” […]
BROOKLYN, NY – A Brooklyn man mulling over the closure of the factory that makes the famous “Neccos” candy, a favorite for generations of Americans, became convinced today he can save the wafer thin treat; however, to do it will require extraordinary measures never before used in the confectionery industry. “It’s pretty extreme,” said […]
LONDON, UK – The culmination of 15 years of hard work to master the acting skills required to bring Shakespeare to life, paid off this week as the doppelgänger of American comedian Zach Galifianakis was awarded the title role in the new Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of Hamlet. The doppelgänger, 27-year-old Martin Wylie of […]