Spa Owners Scramble To Assure Clientele Facials Not Offensive

Spa Owners Scramble To Assure Clientele Facials Not Offensive

  Facing a steep decline in reservations for both full and half-day packages, and almost non-existent bookings for facials, alarmed spa owners across the country this week sought to reassure the public that there is nothing wrong with wearing white creams on your face. “We’ve been letting customers know that it’s just to moisturize the […]

Black Panther “Definitely A Decent Movie” According To White Friend Hoping To Change Subject

Black Panther “Definitely A Decent Movie” According To White Friend Hoping To Change Subject

  SANTA MONICA, CA – A white friend who went out of his way to assert ‘Black Panther’ was “totally worthy” of being seen by a wider audience, and “definitely deserved its high rating on Rotten Tomatoes”, was reportedly making a substantial effort to change the topic of conversation this week.   Impressive Costumes Although […]


Flintstones Sue David Hockney For $90.3 Million Dollars

Flintstones Sue David Hockney For $90.3 Million Dollars

  SANTA MONICA, CA – In a lawsuit filed this morning in federal district court, a factory worker has accused famed British artist David Hockney of plagiarism in the copying of a painting his wife made of him standing over a pool in his neighbor’s backyard. The plaintiff, Fred Flintstone, alleges that the famous artist […]

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