President Trump Receives Congratulatory Call From Bald Eagle

President Trump Receives Congratulatory Call From Bald Eagle

WASHINGTON DC – After claiming to have received phone calls of praise from the head of the Boy Scouts of America and the President of Mexico, President Trump has been feeling bullish about his accomplishments during his first months in office. So it was no surprise when early Wednesday morning, a national treasure and living […]

Three Generations Of Mayflies Remember Life Under Scaramucci

Three Generations Of Mayflies Remember Life Under Scaramucci

  LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY – For millenia on earth the sun has risen every morning. Stars have come out each night. And ocean waves have crashed upon the shore. And so, too, for three generations of mayflies, the tenure of Anthony Scaramucci in the White House remained a constant presence – a source of comfort in […]

Startling Batboy Appearance At White House Shocks Guests

Startling Batboy Appearance At White House Shocks Guests

WASHINGTON DC – An otherwise uneventful and pleasant dinner this evening at the White House took a surprising turn toward the bizarre when Batboy, the legendary half-boy half-bat, suddenly appeared in a vision above the president as his daughter Ivanka snapped a photo. The photo, which was tweeted by Ivanka shortly after dinner, shows the […]

Bizarre Zombie Servant Hacks @POTUS Twitter Account

Bizarre Zombie Servant Hacks @POTUS Twitter Account

  WASHINGTON DC – In a brazen attack on the @POTUS Twitter feed last night, a zombie hacker took control of the account in the early morning hours and posted a series of bizarre messages. The messages began appearing at 2:28AM: Although it was unclear who had seized control of the account, there seemed to […]

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