Senator Opposed To Free Lunches Suddenly Hungry And Forgot Wallet
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President Carter Announces He’ll Be Reinstated As President By 4th Of July
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Amazon Says Union Vote Shows Workers Freely Chose Job Over Sicilian Necktie
BESSEMER, ALABAMA Saying they were not surprised workers “knew what was good for them,” Amazon managers congratulated employees at a warehouse outside the bustling town of Bessesmer, Alabama, for “not buying into a shakedown” which was clearly a “shylock business” meant to steal their money, according to unknown individuals. The workers, who rejected a […]
Bizarre New President Weirdly Fixated On Performing Job-Related Tasks
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President Trump Announces Cabinet For Second Term
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Republicans Announce Investigation Into Hillary Clinton’s Failure To Protect Capitol
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GOP Claims Election Fraud Saying Data Proves Black People Voted
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Fox News Lawyer Preparing For Defamation Suit Pretty Sure This Power Button On Voting Machine
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Clock Strikes Four As Cuckoo Emerges
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President Announces Fundraising For New Trump Presidential Libary
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