After ridiculing people over several decades for being duped by official explanations, a local conspiracy theorist today announced there was absolutely nothing to question in a recent government report from the Special Counsel’s Office of the FBI. “Americans should take this report at face value, and not read anything into it,” said the man, […]
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Unhappy at repeated criticism surrounding his use of grammar on Twitter, President Trump today lashed out at what he termed “PC Fake English” and said he is banning all extra words on social media. “The Fake News thinks they are so good with grammar – but they use too many words that take up valuable […]
Under questioning in the wake of college admissions scandals sweeping the country, water polo players from several prestigious Ivy League universities called a press conference today to announce that water polo is not really a sport. “There is no such thing as water polo,” said Brock Gavin, captain of the Yale water polo club, […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Saying he was only just getting started, Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller today released the first in what will be a 373-volume set of leather-bound books detailing the deplorable state of American culture, as embodied by its flagrant disregard for the rule of law. The first volume, an impassioned 23-chapter manifesto calling […]
UNITED STATES – Saying they were fed up with the rising costs of health care, Americans this week began assembling a death panel to oversee the difficult decision of when a corporation must be taken off machines pumping billions of dollars into its bank accounts. Life-Giving Hoses “Obviously these are very sobering decisions,” […]
WASHINGTON DC – Demonstrating that no one is immune from the repercussions of youthful indiscretions, President Trump this week was forced to resign when a photo surfaced showing him dressed up in orange face during his college years, presumably as a joke. After initially apologizing for wearing the orange makeup as a prank, and […]
WASHINGTON DC – In response to growing levels of frustration with congress’ refusal to fund his administration’s initiatives, President Trump this week ordered the National Guard to begin construction on what he said was a top infrastructure priority: an eight-story cheeseburger on the banks of the Potomac river. Taken aback by the president’s sudden […]
UNITED STATES – During his State Of The Union address, the president’s impassioned plea for Americans to reject the evils of socialism triggered an unexpected response Tuesday as millions of teens across the country immediately searched the internet for the fastest way to become one. Seth Granula who oversees keyword traffic at Google’s headquarters […]
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