Looking forward to presenting their case after weeks of closed-door impeachment proceedings against President Trump, House Republicans expressed confidence Tuesday that the evidence they’ve gathered will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Hunter Biden was not only in Dallas on November 22, 1963, but that he fired the fateful shots that killed […]
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In an effort to curtail what he described as “a fake news outbreak” concerning his activities in office, President Trump today announced several new rules for his administration, including a ban on any and all types of whistles, flutes and other noise-making devices. Also included in the president’s directives: No more listening in No more […]
A new poll released today by a Washington think tank revealed a surprisingly cavalier attitude among Americans toward the state of their government, as 70% of respondents reportedly claimed they didn’t really mind that their country had turned into a banana republic. “Apples, kumquats, who cares?,” said Alexander Rivkin of Norbert, Oregon. “Every fruit […]
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Frustrated by his country’s inability to get on anything resembling a path to common decency despite decades of effort, singer-songwriter and national treasure Bruce Springsteen used a little known clause in the US Constitution Tuesday to dissolve the United States government, and return the land to its indigenous peoples. “Obviously this has all been […]
A new survey released by the non-partisan pollster Statum Finis this week showed that despite the many serious challenges Americans will face in the coming decades, a majority of them are still confident that rich people will ultimately solve all the nation’s problems. “Yeah, it’s pretty daunting to think of all the terrible things […]
WASHINGTON DC – Embracing an idea first floated by her mercurial husband, who implored several House Democrats to return to their country of origins, First Lady Melania Trump this week decided she would take the President up on his suggestion and will start the process of moving back to the city of Novo Mesto […]