Trump Signs Health Care Directive To Fire All NFL Players

Trump Signs Health Care Directive To Fire All NFL Players

  WASHINGTON DC – President Trump today enlisted the power of the pen to finally right what he perceived as a terrible wrong in the US health care industry: the refusal of NFL player to stand for the national anthem before games. “I have studied the health care debate for a long time, and as […]

Trump National Jupiter, The Forgotten Golf Club

Trump National Jupiter, The Forgotten Golf Club

JUPITER, FLORIDA – History is filled with bright and promising characters who, through no fault of their own, were overshadowed by their more talented and famous siblings. Bobby Kennedy, Raul Castro, Frankie Jonas, and Gummo Marx are just a few who were upstaged by their charismatic brothers. So, too, there are otherwise first rate golf […]

Kim Jong-Un Outraged At Insult To Stephen Curry – Vows Revenge

Kim Jong-Un Outraged At Insult To Stephen Curry – Vows Revenge

  PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – When President Donald Trump tweeted that he was withdrawing an invitation to Golden State Warrior and NBA champ Stephen Curry to visit the White House, he probably wasn’t expecting an outraged response from a foreign leader halfway around the world. But that is exactly what he got on Saturday. The […]

This Week’s Top Ten Fantasy Foot Rub Picks

This Week’s Top Ten Fantasy Foot Rub Picks

  Below are our weekly NFL Fantasy Foot Rub Rankings. (This list is for this week only; not the entire season.)   1) Marshawn Lynch Marshawn is a beast, and who wouldn’t want those beastly hands working on your metatarsals? Sure, he might only be massaging your feet “because I’m paid to be here”, but […]

NFL Changing Nomenclature for Concussions to Procussions

NFL Changing Nomenclature for Concussions to Procussions

NEW YORK, NY  – The National Football League today announced that the league will no longer list players who have suffered head injuries on the weekly injury report as having “concussions”, but will list players under the new league term “procussions” instead. After numerous studies linking repeated blows to the head, known in the medical […]