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49ers Miss Flight Home After Being Surprised By TSA Security Rules At Airport
LAS VEGAS -
The San Francisco 49ers encountered an unexpected setback on their journey home Monday after being completely taken aback by the series of...
After Loss To Mahomes, Purdy Faces Questions About Lack Of Insurance Company Endorsement Deal
LAS VEGAS -
Disappointed that his San Francisco 49ers were unable to beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl, Brock Purdy faced...
Nervous NFL Officials Reschedule Super Bowl So Taylor Swift Can Attend
In a surprising turn of events, officials of the National Football League Friday made the unprecedented decision to reschedule the Super Bowl to accommodate...
Fox Sports Investigated Following Nation’s Report Of Elder Abuse
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Four Horseman Sighted Above Ohio River As Bengals Head To Superbowl
Abandon ye all hope.
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Dazed Boxer Wakes Up In Locker Room, Demands Referee Count To 10 Again
"DEFINITELY MISSED 8, 9 AND 10! AND PROBABLY THOSE OTHER NUMBERS, TOO!!!"
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Biden Announces 3 Year Plan To Tank, Draft Better States
"Trust the process."
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MLB Playoffs Suspended As Nation’s Supply Of Spit Runs Dangerously Low
After determining the nation's supply of saliva was being depleted at an alarming rate during the initial games of the 2019 Major League Baseball...
President Trump Demands Gold Medal For Being President
WASHINGTON DC -
After watching several hours of curling from the Oval Office over the weekend, an irritated President Trump called his staff members into...
Eagles Fans Win Superbowl, Burn Independence Hall To The Ground
PHILADELPHIA, PA -
Joyous Eagles fans filled the streets of Philadelphia Sunday night after their football team defeated the New England Patriots 41-33, and marked...
Frustrated Curling Teammate Sends All Those Thingies With The Handles Down At Once
ST PAUL, MN -
After becoming upset today during a training session at a facility in Saint Paul, MN, a curling teammate hoping to gain...
Man Knocks Off Free Throw Shooting Early To See If Clippers Called
PARKINGTON BEACH, CA -
After a particularly grueling two hour free throw session today at his local park, 42 year-old Sam Barrowes decided to knock...
Baby Turtle Has Long Way To Go But At Least It’s Not The Cleveland Browns
BIG SUR, CA -
A baby turtle that hatched this morning on a beach near Big Sur was amazed when it realized how far...
Trump National Jupiter, The Forgotten Golf Club
JUPITER, FLORIDA -
History is filled with bright and promising characters who, through no fault of their own, were overshadowed by their more talented and...
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