After Loss To Chiefs Joe Burrow Faces Questions About Lack Of Insurance Company Endorsement Deals
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Fox Sports Investigated Following Nation’s Report Of Elder Abuse
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Four Horseman Sighted Above Ohio River As Bengals Head To Superbowl
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Dazed Boxer Wakes Up In Locker Room, Demands Referee Count To 10 Again
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Biden Announces 3 Year Plan To Tank, Draft Better States
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Tampa Bay Selects Rest Of Patriots In First Round
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Expendable NHL Players Enlisted To Finish Out NBA Season
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MLB Playoffs Suspended As Nation’s Supply Of Spit Runs Dangerously Low
After determining the nation’s supply of saliva was being depleted at an alarming rate during the initial games of the 2019 Major League Baseball Playoffs, Commissioner Rob Manfred today announced the league would cease play until more accurate measurements could be made of the nation’s reserves. “Obviously our athletes use a large amount of […]
Jonathan Taylor Exits Tampa Stadium Runs Over Hurricane Dorian
After scoring 4 touchdowns in a convincing victory over the South Florida Bulldogs Friday night, Wisconsin Badger Running Back Jonathan Taylor terrified onlookers after his final score when he ran out of the back of the end zone and directly into approaching Hurricane Dorian. “He was not messing around,” said Lavarius Thompsen who had […]
NBA Levels 25 Point Tariff Against Golden State Warriors
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