Dazed Boxer Wakes Up In Locker Room, Demands Referee Count To 10 Again
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Biden Announces 3 Year Plan To Tank, Draft Better States
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Tampa Bay Selects Rest Of Patriots In First Round
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Expendable NHL Players Enlisted To Finish Out NBA Season
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MLB Playoffs Suspended As Nation’s Supply Of Spit Runs Dangerously Low
After determining the nation’s supply of saliva was being depleted at an alarming rate during the initial games of the 2019 Major League Baseball Playoffs, Commissioner Rob Manfred today announced the league would cease play until more accurate measurements could be made of the nation’s reserves. “Obviously our athletes use a large amount of […]
Jonathan Taylor Exits Tampa Stadium Runs Over Hurricane Dorian
After scoring 4 touchdowns in a convincing victory over the South Florida Bulldogs Friday night, Wisconsin Badger Running Back Jonathan Taylor terrified onlookers after his final score when he ran out of the back of the end zone and directly into approaching Hurricane Dorian. “He was not messing around,” said Lavarius Thompsen who had […]
NBA Levels 25 Point Tariff Against Golden State Warriors
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Nation Outraged About Putts President Missed Thinking About Probe
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Patriots Continue Impressive Streak Of Beating Teams That Use Headsets To Call Plays
FOXBORO, MA – Adding on to an amazing home field record that dwarfs the advantages of other NFL franchises, the New England Patriots today chalked up yet another victory at Gillette Stadium over a team using headsets to call their plays into the quarterback. The Patriots, who’ve won an amazing 110 games with only […]
Bryson DeChambeau Wins Tournament, Declared Duke Of Burgundy
BUCKINGHAM PALACE – After a rousing third round victory at the Northern Trust Tournament in picturesque Paramus, New Jersey, the American professional golfer Bryson DeChambeau was declared Duke of Burgundy by her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II at a ceremony in Buckingham Palace this morning, endowing him with all the rights and privileges of […]