Red Party Passes New Income Redistribution Program For US

Red Party Passes New Income Redistribution Program For US

WASHINGTON DC – In a triumph for the ruling Red Party of the United States, congress today passed a law that will redistribute money from wealthier blue states to less well-off areas of the country using a new “double-taxation” act. Under the law, capitalists in blue states will be taxed on taxes they are already […]

President Reveals Plans For Miss America Pageant Escape Pod

President Reveals Plans For Miss America Pageant Escape Pod

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a dramatic presentation at the Air Force Station at Cape Canaveral today, President Trump revealed he is overseeing the construction of a special spacecraft that will serve as an escape pod for the current contestants of the Miss America Pageant in the event of the total destruction of planet earth. […]

Rioting Commences As First Trump Tweet Exceeds 140 Characters

Rioting Commences As First Trump Tweet Exceeds 140 Characters

UNITED STATES – In a sign that the world just could not take any further escalation of the already furious Tweeting by the nation’s 45th President, rioting broke out across the country following the President’s embrace of the expanded 280 character limit set by Twitter.   First A Calm, Then Bedlam The initial Tweet to […]

Sinbad Implicated In Saudi Corruption Probe

Sinbad Implicated In Saudi Corruption Probe

  HOLLYWOOD, CA – On the heels of the arrest of Prince Alwaleed bin Talal by the Saudi government, sources say that entertainer and comedian Sinbad has also been implicated in the corruption scandal, and may be called to testify about what exactly he knows.   Long Under Suspicion Best known for his stand-up comedy, […]