Carlos O’Kelly’s Sues Beto O’Rourke For Trademark Infringement

Carlos O’Kelly’s Sues Beto O’Rourke For Trademark Infringement

 DESMOINES, IA – Saying they had no wish to derail the campaign of El Paso native and 2020 presidental candidate Beto O’Rourke, Iowa based mexican-themed restaurant Carlos O’Kelly’s nonetheless filed a lawsuit in federal court today alleging copyright infringement by the former Texas congressman. The Pleading, filed in the 9th Circuit Court, asserted that: “Plaintiff […]

President Trump Renames National Anthem ‘United States of America Song’

President Trump Renames National Anthem ‘United States of America Song’

  WASHINGTON DC – On the heels of successfully re-titling the “North American Free Trade Agreement” as the “United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement,” President Trump followed up by announcing a new name for the country’s popular national anthem, “The Star-Spangled Banner.” The anthem’s new title, announced in a White House Rose Garden ceremony today, will be “The […]

Horrified Trump Fires Pompeo For “Freakishly Low Net Worth”

Horrified Trump Fires Pompeo For “Freakishly Low Net Worth”

  WASHINGTON DC – A disturbed President Trump was forced to fire his Secretary of State this week when aids confessed that not only is the former Congressman not a billionaire, his net worth was likely less than 400,000 dollars. “What kind of person has so little money?” the president asked his cabinet, which has […]