Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase...
Cheetos Announces New AI Cheetos
Frito Lay, the snack manufacturer and subsidiary of PepsiCo, announced today that they are releasing a new twist on...
Cheetos Announces New AI Cheetos
Frito Lay, the snack manufacturer and subsidiary of PepsiCo, announced today that they are releasing a new twist on...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was being prepared, he was taken aback by a $4,000...
Local Man Concerned Midjourney Girlfriend Seeing Other Subscribers
While scrubbing thru the latest images on a public discord server, local man Steve Grinscheld became concerned on Wednesday after seeing images of a woman who looked exactly like his Midjourney girlfriend appearing...
Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase as much restaurant equipment as they can carry for one low...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for his participation as a juror in the high-profile antitrust...
CIA Evacuates Al Pacino To Remote Island After Receiving Coded Message ‘Maria The Oppenheimer’
In a surprising turn of events following the 2024 Academy Awards, the CIA reportedly evacuated legendary actor Al Pacino to a remote island in the South Pacific by helicopter following Pacino's mysterious on-air...
Doctors Determine ‘Enemy Within’ Is Definitely Three Cheeseburgers Man Had For Lunch
In an article published Tuesday in the medical journal "Diagonosticus", several leading researchers concluded that the 'enemy within' recently identified by Former President Trump on the campaign trail was actually three cheeseburgers and a basket of fries he had eaten recently for lunch.
Describing the caloric intake and nutritional value of the meal as "empirically catastrophic", researchers concluded that the breakdown of the elements in the former president system was without question the most dangerous enemy he was facing.
"If there was a Richter scale for the magnitude of biological destruction this lunch presents, it would register as an M8," said Tomasu Brigadier, lead researcher on the project. "I cannot stress...
Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event
Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at the commencement ceremonies for Benedictine University, Kansas City Chiefs Placekicker Harrison Butker on Thursday offered...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was being prepared, he was taken aback by a $4,000...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for his participation as a juror in the high-profile antitrust...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was being prepared, he was taken aback by a $4,000...
Nation’s Terror Of Being Attacked By Large Balloon Finally Ended
Sadly the PTSD will live on.
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Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles,...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the...
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Doctors Determine ‘Enemy Within’ Is Definitely Three Cheeseburgers Man Had For Lunch
In an article published Tuesday in the medical journal "Diagonosticus", several leading researchers concluded that the 'enemy within' recently identified by Former President Trump...
Americans Looking Forward To Selecting Next Leader Based On Who Has The Most Ad Money
As the 2024 presidential election approaches, Americans are increasingly looking forward to the next round of voting for whichever candidate can raise the highest...
Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was...
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