Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase...
Cheetos Announces New AI Cheetos
Frito Lay, the snack manufacturer and subsidiary of PepsiCo, announced today that they are releasing a new twist on...
Cheetos Announces New AI Cheetos
Frito Lay, the snack manufacturer and subsidiary of PepsiCo, announced today that they are releasing a new twist on...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was being prepared, he was taken aback by a $4,000...
Local Man Concerned Midjourney Girlfriend Seeing Other Subscribers
While scrubbing thru the latest images on a public discord server, local man Steve Grinscheld became concerned on Wednesday after seeing images of a woman who looked exactly like his Midjourney girlfriend appearing...
Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase as much restaurant equipment as they can carry for one low...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for his participation as a juror in the high-profile antitrust...
CIA Evacuates Al Pacino To Remote Island After Receiving Coded Message ‘Maria The Oppenheimer’
In a surprising turn of events following the 2024 Academy Awards, the CIA reportedly evacuated legendary actor Al Pacino to a remote island in the South Pacific by helicopter following Pacino's mysterious on-air...
Americans Looking Forward To Selecting Next Leader Based On Who Has The Most Ad Money
As the 2024 presidential election approaches, Americans are increasingly looking forward to the next round of voting for whichever candidate can raise the highest amount of advertising dollars for their campaign.
Marge Oberland, a spokesperson for the Center For Advanced Media Placement, emphasized the critical role of raising cash for advertising in modern elections. “It’s increasingly important for Americans that their leaders have the most ad dollars to spend,” Oberland said. “A candidate’s ability to raise significant funds best demonstrates their fitness as a leader of a nation of 330 million citizens.”
"It looks like it could be a toss up at this point," said voter Joe Doakenfeld of Kanstead, Nebraska,...
Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event
Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at the commencement ceremonies for Benedictine University, Kansas City Chiefs Placekicker Harrison Butker on Thursday offered...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was being prepared, he was taken aback by a $4,000...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for his participation as a juror in the high-profile antitrust...
Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event
Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at the commencement ceremonies for Benedictine University, Kansas City Chiefs Placekicker Harrison Butker on Thursday offered to speak at an upcoming memorial event planned for...
Nation’s Terror Of Being Attacked By Large Balloon Finally Ended
Sadly the PTSD will live on.
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Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles,...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the...
Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event
Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at...
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Americans Looking Forward To Selecting Next Leader Based On Who Has The Most Ad Money
As the 2024 presidential election approaches, Americans are increasingly looking forward to the next round of voting for whichever candidate can raise the highest...
Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction
Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase...
Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case
Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for...
Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was...
Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event
Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at the commencement ceremonies for Benedictine University, Kansas City Chiefs Placekicker Harrison Butker on Thursday offered...
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