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Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction

Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase...

Cheetos Announces New AI Cheetos

Frito Lay, the snack manufacturer and subsidiary of PepsiCo, announced today that they are releasing a new twist on...

Cheetos Announces New AI Cheetos

Frito Lay, the snack manufacturer and subsidiary of PepsiCo, announced today that they are releasing a new twist on...

Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car

Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was being prepared, he was taken aback by a $4,000...

Local Man Concerned Midjourney Girlfriend Seeing Other Subscribers

While scrubbing thru the latest images on a public discord server, local man Steve Grinscheld became concerned on Wednesday after seeing images of a woman who looked exactly like his Midjourney girlfriend appearing...

Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction

Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase as much restaurant equipment as they can carry for one low...

Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case

Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for his participation as a juror in the high-profile antitrust...

CIA Evacuates Al Pacino To Remote Island After Receiving Coded Message ‘Maria The Oppenheimer’

In a surprising turn of events following the 2024 Academy Awards, the CIA reportedly evacuated legendary actor Al Pacino to a remote island in the South Pacific by helicopter following Pacino's mysterious on-air...

News Outlet Successfully Repurposes Trump Article From 4 Years Ago Without Changes

In a time-saving move that freed up a substantial portion of his day, journalist David Bleicher of the Daily Cutoff digital news magazine was able to successfully re-post a news story on Former-President Donald Trump's election campaign from four years ago without any changes or updates. Bleicher expressed relief at not having to craft a new article, since he was responsible for finding a vacation rental in the Hamptons for a family re-union this summer and hadn't made much progress. "Knowing that Trump's messaging remains virtually unchanged from four years ago, there was a strong likelihood I could lift large chunks of a piece we did on him for the 2020...

Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event

Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at the commencement ceremonies for Benedictine University, Kansas City Chiefs Placekicker Harrison Butker on Thursday offered...

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Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car

Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was being prepared, he was taken aback by a $4,000...

Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case

Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for his participation as a juror in the high-profile antitrust...

Netanyahu Touts Success At Creating Entire Nation Of People Who Want To Kill Israelis

NEW YORK - In a speech to the United Nations Friday, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel declared victory in his plan to incite a wave of anger from neighboring Gaza so intense,...

Nation’s Terror Of Being Attacked By Large Balloon Finally Ended

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Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case

Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles,...

Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car

Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the...

Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event

Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at...

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Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction

Following on the heels of their recent "all-you-can-eat" shrimp promotion, Red Lobster has announced an unprecedented "all-you-can-buy" restaurant equipment special, inviting customers to purchase...

Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case

Local man John Stenens, a resident of Los Angeles, was surprised recently to find out that he was being charged $47.32 in fees for...

Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car

Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However, as the final paperwork was...

Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event

Sensing momentum after his recent successful speaking engagement at the commencement ceremonies for Benedictine University, Kansas City Chiefs Placekicker Harrison Butker on Thursday offered...

Netanyahu Touts Success At Creating Entire Nation Of People Who Want To Kill Israelis

NEW YORK - In a speech to the United Nations Friday, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel declared victory in his plan to incite...

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