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CEO Asks Board To Clarify How He Can Be Paid So Much Friggin’ Money

NEW YORK - In an effort to gather more information from his company's board of directors regarding his compensation, a CEO this week sent a...

NASA Launches Spacecraft To Knock Asteroid Into Path Of Earth

NY Food Critic Savages Local Hospital Cafeteria, Awards It Zero Stars

Report: Corporation Here For You During This Challenging Fiscal Quarter

Astronomer Apologizes For Leaving Cherry Lifesaver On Telescope Lens

Despite Test Results Doctor No Idea What Wrong With You

Mars Perseverance Rover Finds Newspaper Warning Of Dire Effects Of Climate Change

Jesus Returns To Earth, Finally Avenges Himself On The Onion

Americans Working Harder Than Ever To Pretend They Don’t See UFOs

Book Club Decides It’s Actually A Wine Club, Ditches Books Altogether

Waffle Monster Emerges From The Sea, Will Do Battle With Your Weight Loss Plan

Doctors Say 6-5 Drinks OK For Your Health Mayeb 7

Doctors Determine ‘Enemy Within’ Is Definitely Three Cheeseburgers Man Had For Lunch

Americans Looking Forward To Selecting Next Leader Based On Who Has The Most Ad Money

Red Lobster Announces New All-You-Buy Restaurant Equipment Auction

Local Man Charged $47.32 In Fees To Sit On Jury Of Ticketmaster Antitrust Case

Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car

Harrison Butker Offers To Speak At Holocaust Memorial Event