Inmates In Prison Confirm They Have More Sense Than Bob McNair

Inmates In Prison Confirm They Have More Sense Than Bob McNair

  HOUSTON, TX – In reaction to an unflattering characterization by Houston Texan’s owner Bob McNair, who likened players kneeling during the national anthem to “inmates running the prison”, inmates in a local prison declared that they would never say something that insensitive.   Not Very Smart Several of the inmates at the nearby Frederick […]

JFK Files Shocker: Mario Has A Penis

JFK Files Shocker: Mario Has A Penis

  WASHINGTON DC – The US National Archives released thousands of documents related to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy Thursday, and among the amazing secrets revealed: beloved animated character Mario from the popular Nintendo game has a penis. The papers, which were posted online by the National Archives in compliance with a 1992 […]

Fall Is That Time Of Year Again

Fall Is That Time Of Year Again

  YOUR TOWN – In a sign that the more things change, the more they stay the same, fall is shaping up to be a very similar season to the fall from last year at this time. Known for coming after summer but before winter, it’s arriving on time and will feature typical fall characteristics […]

Russian Probe Opened on LA Dodgers, May Have Influenced NLCS

Russian Probe Opened on LA Dodgers, May Have Influenced NLCS

  WASHINGTON DC – Reports that a KGB spy has been playing right field and pitching in relief for the Los Angeles Dodgers during the National League Championship Series dealt another heavy blow to officials already reeling in Washington this week. Sources say a full investigation has been launched to find out if, indeed, Sergei […]

Horse Tells Cowboy Who Likes Trump To Get The F*** Off

Horse Tells Cowboy Who Likes Trump To Get The F*** Off

GRIMLEY, WY – In a measure of how deeply divided the nation has become over the subject of politics, a horse and its rider became embroiled in conflict this week over the mere mention of the US President’s name. “I hadn’t realized how bad things had gotten until today,” said local rodeo clown Jumpin’ Jee-horse-aphat. […]