Evangelicals Sign Letter In Support Of $130,000 Payments To Porn Actresses

Evangelicals Sign Letter In Support Of $130,000 Payments To Porn Actresses

  UNITED STATES – In an unexpected development in religious circles this week, forty-seven prominent evangelical pastors signed a letter in support of making payments of $130,000 to porn actresses when absolutely necessary. “While we don’t agree with everything about paying porn actresses $130,000,” said Marvin Linkwaiter, pastor of the Evangelical Church Of The Armageddon, […]

Obama Decides To Leave Ex-Presidents, Embarks On Solo Career

Obama Decides To Leave Ex-Presidents, Embarks On Solo Career

  WASHINGTON, DC – Citing “creative differences” and a need to explore new territory, President Obama this week announced he was leaving the Ex-Presidents, a group that has been his main focus for the past year, to pursue personal projects. “I have really enjoyed my time with the guys and am proud of the things […]

US House And Senate Agree On Tax Bill

US House And Senate Agree On Tax Bill

  WASHINGTON DC – The US House and Senate today reportedly came to an agreement on the details of the new tax overhaul for the country, having ironed out their differences on the particulars.   Best Of Both Worlds The new tax bill contains the best provisions from both bills, said a member of the […]

Radio Stations Agree To Redact Lyric “Safe And Warm” From California Dreaming

Radio Stations Agree To Redact Lyric “Safe And Warm” From California Dreaming

  LOS ANGELES, CA The National Association Of Radio Broadcasters today announced they will redact the lyrics “safe and warm” from the Mommas and Papa’s 1960’s classic song “California Dreaming” from all versions currently on air, out of respect for the victims of this season’s wildfires.   Obviously Not Safe At All “Clearly, there is […]


Red Party Passes New Income Redistribution Program For US

Red Party Passes New Income Redistribution Program For US

WASHINGTON DC – In a triumph for the ruling Red Party of the United States, congress today passed a law that will redistribute money from wealthier blue states to less well-off areas of the country using a new “double-taxation” act. Under the law, capitalists in blue states will be taxed on taxes they are already […]