Trump Dismisses HR McMaster, Hires HR PufnStuf to Oversee National Security

Trump Dismisses HR McMaster, Hires HR PufnStuf to Oversee National Security

 

After a tumultuous year working with General HR McMaster as National Security Advisor, President Trump announced he would be replacing him with TV personality and tactician HR Pufnstuf. Let’s see how they compare.

 
H.R. McMaster

United States Army Lieutenant General and Former National Security Advisor to President Donald Trump.

 
H.R. Pufnstuf

A friendly dragon who is the Mayor of Living Island.

 
H.R. McMaster

Wrote “Dereliction of Duty: Lyndon Johnson, Robert McNamara, The Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the Lies that Led to Vietnam”. The book was written as part of his Ph.D. dissertation at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

 
H.R. Pufnstuf

Friend to Freddie the magic Flute, and Cling and Cling, two short deaf cavemen with furry three-toed feet and bird-like faces.

 
H.R. McMaster

Awarded the Silver Star for the Battle of 73 Easting. The battle features in several books about Desert Storm and is widely referred to in US Army training exercises.

 
H.R. Pufnstuf

Battled Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo, a wicked but inefficient witch who had been targeting Freddy the Flute to use him in her own agendas.

 
H.R. McMaster

Assigned the mission of securing the city of Tal Afar which culminated with Operation Restoring Rights and the defeat of the city’s insurgent strongholds.

 
H.R. Pufnstuf

Fought The Evil Trees – three trees on Witchiepoo’s side that speak in a Transylvanian accent.

 
H.R. McMaster

Awards:

Distinguished Service Medal ribbon.
Army Distinguished Service Medal
Silver Star ribbon.
Silver Star
US Defense Superior Service Medal ribbon.
Defense Superior Service Medal
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Legion of Merit with Oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze Star with Oak leaf cluster
Purple Heart BAR.
Purple Heart
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Defense Meritorious Service Medal with Oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Meritorious Service Medal with four Oak leaf clusters
Joint Service Commendation Medal
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Army Commendation Medal with three Oak leaf clusters
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Bronze oak leaf cluster
Army Achievement Medal with three Oak leaf clusters

 
H.R. Pufnstuf

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