Science
Americans Scramble To Fund New Alcohol-Friendly Health Study
UNITED STATES -
Alarmed by recent scientific studies claiming the negative health effects of alcohol outweigh the overall benefits, people across the nation today began...
White House: Cigarettes Are Good For You
WASHINGTON, DC -
Chafing under years of scientific reporting on the catastrophic effects that cigarette smoking has on human health, President Trump today announced that...
President Announces Plan To Send Tiny Astronauts To The Moon
WASHINGTON DC -
Saying he has long been searching for a way to further the cause of space exploration while keeping his promise to cut...
Doctors Say 6-5 Drinks OK For Your Health Mayeb 7
LOUISVILLE, KY -
Doctors at the Louisville Medical Research Center anounced this week that its OK to have 6-5 drinks in a siting and 7...
Billionaires Release New Theory of Relativity
PRINCETON, NJ -
In a response to the clamoring of Americans for a better theory of relativity, a group of billionaires has released a new...
World Pulls Jaw Muscle During Yawn Over Yet Another Satirical News Site
EARTH, OUR SOLAR SYSTEM -
The world collectively injured its jaw Tuesday as it reacted to the appearance of yet another satirical news site on...
This Day In Science – 1924
This Day in Science:
This day in 1924, the culmination of years of effort came to fruition when researchers at the Krumrye Laboratories in Scotland...
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