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Trump Spaceship Almost Ready For Departure
THE EARTH -
Summoned via Twitter from across the galaxy, a spacecraft dubbed “Jezebel” by its owner, President Donald Trump, was undergoing final preparations...
Congress To Harness Power Of Snapchat To Rebuild Infrastructure
WASHINGTON DC -
The US Government today declared the dawn of a dramatic public-private partnership under which they will harness the unlimited power of the...
Local Man Wants Feeling Back He Had in Section L Row 27 Seat 261
GRIMBLY, OH -
A local man who has been struggling with a general malaise recently headed over to the Gribmley Ice Arena on Tuesday to...
Trump Fires Entire White House Staff, Will Run Government Himself
WASHINGTON DC -
According to some late night tweets from the @POTUS account, President Donald Trump has dismissed the entire White House staff, stating that...
President Trump Engages in Late Night Twitter Battle With @POTUS Account
PALM BEACH, FL -
In a back and forth exchange that lasted into the wee hours Friday night, President Donald Trump engaged in a fierce...
Ben Carson Not Thinking About Announcing New HUD Pyramid Grain Silos
WASHINGTON DC -
The Department of Housing and Urban Development announced Wednesday that Secretary Ben Carson is not mulling over using a portion of the...
Animal Gun Ownership Up 40 Percent Following Las Vegas Shooting
UNITED STATES, EARTH -
Fearing for their safety in the wake of the Las Vegas shootings, and amid concerns that their second amendment rights are...
Amazon Announces Construction Of More Exclusive “New Hamptons”
THE HAMPTONS, NEW YORK -
Responding to a growing need for luxury housing in The Hamptons area of Long Island for the workers in its...
Americans Formulate Plan To Extend Obama Presidency By Barricading Him In The White House
WASHINGTON, DC -
Concerned that perhaps they had made a terrible mistake in the recent election, hundreds of Americans have begun bringing sofas, old TVs,...
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