Politics
Doctors Determine ‘Enemy Within’ Is Definitely Three Cheeseburgers Man Had For Lunch
In an article published Tuesday in the medical journal "Diagonosticus", several leading researchers concluded that the 'enemy within' recently identified by Former President Trump...
Americans Looking Forward To Selecting Next Leader Based On Who Has The Most Ad Money
As the 2024 presidential election approaches, Americans are increasingly looking forward to the next round of voting for whichever candidate can raise the highest...
News Outlet Successfully Repurposes Trump Article From 4 Years Ago Without Changes
In a time-saving move that freed up a substantial portion of his day, journalist David Bleicher of the Daily Cutoff digital news magazine was...
Alabama Couple Builds New Lake Home After Claiming 23 Frozen Embryos As Dependents
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A circuit court judge in Montgomery, Alabama, ruled on Wednesday that a couple can claim 23 frozen embryos as dependents for...
Alabama Supreme Court Rules Klondike Bars Can Legally Carry Firearms
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Trump Emerges As Only Presidential Candidate Willing To Take On US
Faced with the difficult task of separating himself from Democratic nominee Joe Biden, Former President Trump got some good news this week from political...
Following Chauvin Verdict, Rioters Begin Difficult Work Of Gluing Windows Back Together
"Hand me that long skinny piece next to the sign that says No Longer In Business."
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Local Man Playing 4 Dimensional Chess Actually Playing Modified Checkers
He will double-jump you when you least expect it.
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Chanting ‘Death To America’ Congress Passes New Tax Cut For Wealthy
The Imperialists will pay 2.5% less for their materialistic ways.
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Texas Governor Relieved 2nd Amendment Unharmed During Multi-City Shooting Spree
An anxious Texas governor breathed a huge sigh of relief Sunday when told that the Second Amendment to the US Constitution was not among...
President Clarifies He In Favor Of Background Chicks
Clearing up a widely misunderstood statement following the tragic mass shootings in two American cities this week, President Trump told a gathering of reporters...
Report: Fear Of Health Care Costs Will Keep You Healthy
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The White House released some positive news Tuesday to reassure the 24 million Americans who may lose their health insurance under the...
Trump Vows To Punish US Farmers Until China Comes To Its Senses
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President Donald Trump demonstrated his resolute commitment to reining in trade deficits with China this week by vowing that he would punish...
Congress Identifies 37 Year Old Nerd As Source Of All Nation’s Problems
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In a bit of sleuthing that would would have made Sherlock Holmes proud, the US Congress this week claimed to have located...
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