Mueller Releases 274 Page Diatribe Against Jaywalking

Mueller Releases 274 Page Diatribe Against Jaywalking

  WASHINGTON, DC – Saying he was only just getting started, Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller today released the first in what will be a 373-volume set of leather-bound books detailing the deplorable state of American culture, as embodied by its flagrant disregard for the rule of law. The first volume, an impassioned 23-chapter manifesto calling […]