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SANTA MONICA, CA – A white friend who went out of his way to assert ‘Black Panther’ was “totally worthy” of being seen by a wider audience, and “definitely deserved its high rating on Rotten Tomatoes”, was reportedly making a substantial effort to change the topic of conversation this week. Impressive Costumes Although […]
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SANTA MONICA, CA – In a lawsuit filed this morning in federal district court, a factory worker has accused famed British artist David Hockney of plagiarism in the copying of a painting his wife made of him standing over a pool in his neighbor’s backyard. The plaintiff, Fred Flintstone, alleges that the famous artist […]
TOPEKA, KS – Visibly distraught over the announcement by internet giant Google that it’s shutting down the Google Plus social network for good, Nathan Markinson, the nation’s only Google Plus enthusiast, expressed utter disbelief. A Life’s Work “How can you shut down a person’s whole social network just because of one security error?” […]
BROOKLYN, NY – A Brooklyn man mulling over the closure of the factory that makes the famous “Neccos” candy, a favorite for generations of Americans, became convinced today he can save the wafer thin treat; however, to do it will require extraordinary measures never before used in the confectionery industry. “It’s pretty extreme,” said […]
LONDON, UK – The culmination of 15 years of hard work to master the acting skills required to bring Shakespeare to life, paid off this week as the doppelgänger of American comedian Zach Galifianakis was awarded the title role in the new Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of Hamlet. The doppelgänger, 27-year-old Martin Wylie of […]
PRINCETON, NJ – Leaving his home recording studio behind to take a long bike ride and look for a good coffee shop, a man leaning on his bicycle with crossed arms decided against busting some ill rhymes this morning after breakfast. “Yesterday I was ready to lay down this new joint, but for some […]
HOLLYWOOD, CA – After 15 years of experimentation, the producers of the ABC hit TV show “The Bachelorette” made a change to the show’s format this week. Having determined that 20 weeks of reality TV show competition was no better at finding a good match than plain dumb luck, it was decided the contestant […]
WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN – Although convinced you had already found all of the possible ways that you could hold singer-songwriter and actress Beyonce Knowles-Carter in the highest esteem, workers this week renovating your building made the surprising discovery of yet another way for you to admire the talented music and pop culture superstar. Part […]