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Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Fall Is That Time Of Year Again


In a sign that the more things change, the more they stay the same, fall is shaping up to be a very similar season to the fall from last year at this time.

Known for coming after summer but before winter, it’s arriving on time and will feature typical fall characteristics such as cooler temperatures, and leaves falling from trees.

Halloween is expected to take place on it’s traditional date of October 31st. Similarly, football games are likely to be played as they were last year at this time. In fact, in all respects, according to people in your town, fall appears to be that time of year again.

“Yep, it’s fall – that time of year,” said Francis Joiner, who was raking leaves in the front yard of her home. “You can always count on fall. You just know it’s gonna show up. There’s a little snap in the air, the smell of pumpkin. All the kids go back to school and the house is finally quiet. I can get some things done.”

“It’s dependable. I love fall.” Ms. Joiner paused to take a drag from her cigarette before finishing her thought.

“Not like that bastard spring,” she said.


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