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Cheetos Announces New AI Cheetos
Frito Lay, the snack manufacturer and subsidiary of PepsiCo, announced today that they are releasing a new twist on...
AI Fires Missile Toward Russia After Hungry Officer Mistakenly Types In “Launch Order”
QUANTICO, VA -
In a surprising development at CENTCOM Air Force Regional headquarters Tuesday, an AI bot launched a missile...
Former President Says He Wasn’t An Officer Since He Was Rarely In The Office
JUPITER, FL -
Addressing controversy surrounding his time as president of the United States, former President Donald Trump asserted in...
Frozen Iowa Caucus-Goer’s Dying Wish To Own Libs
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In the small town of Orange City, where winters can be harsh and unforgiving, local man...
Founders Terrified Of 34 Year-Old Presidential Candidate Agree It OK To Be Insurrectionist
In the dimly lit chamber where they gathered to sign the US Constitution, a collective sigh of relief echoed...
Friend Quits Job To Painstakingly Hand-Letter 1,200 Christmas Cards With Quill Pen
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In what you fear might be a case of a person taking Christmas crafting a bit too...
Yale Graduate Announces He Forgot Erything He Lrn At Yale
Governors - they're just like us!
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Florida School Principal Fired After Math Teacher Writes 69 On Chalkboard
Really there should have been a trigger warning.
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80 Year Old Generation Of Lawmakers Makes Way For New 90 Year Old Generation To Take Over
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