Detectives Stumped As “Legwarmer Murderer” Claims Another Victim

Detectives Stumped As “Legwarmer Murderer” Claims Another Victim

NEW YORK, NY – Detectives made a grisly discovery in Brooklyn this week as another victim was found in a string of unsolved murders committed by a woman police have dubbed the “Legwarmer Murderer”. Known for wearing rainbow-colored legwarmers, a popular 1980s fashion and workout item, the Legwarmer Murderer approaches victims with questions about 1980’s […]

Cat On The Lam Trying To Forget The Past

Cat On The Lam Trying To Forget The Past

  MIDWESTERN UNITED STATES – The road can be a lonely place for anyone, but imagine being trapped on the run, unable to return to familiar places because of some things you had said, or done – or witnessed. Make America The Best caught up with a cat, who asked not to be named for […]

Happy Drone At Your Window Not Looking For Anything In Particular

Happy Drone At Your Window Not Looking For Anything In Particular

  YOUR TOWN, USA – Area residents this week flooded the local police station with anxious calls concerning cheerful, happy-looking drones in their neighborhood looking through their windows. Reports of the drones in the area began Monday and continued unabated throughout the week as the chipper flying machines continuously approached the windows of residents and […]