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Trump Addresses UN: “I Know You People Are Secretly Stealing My Money”

  NEW YORK, NY - In a pointed address at the UN this week, Donald Trump chided the international community for what he called "their terrible...

Former President Obama Hops Into Space Shuttle, Abruptly Leaves Earth

  CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - Amid the chaos of two hurricanes, an earthquake in Mexico, nuclear threats from North Korea and a White House administration in...

North Korea Smitten As US Launches Penelope Cruz Missile

  PACIFIC OCEAN - Unveiling a secret weapon that has been in development for several years, the US military launched a Penelope Cruz missile from a...

Lego Offensive Begins In Earnest Against Mega Bloks

UNDISCLOSED DESERT LOCATION - Lego forces launched a long-anticipated offensive Tuesday to drive Mega Bloks from its heavily defended global headquarters in the deserts outside...

Jesus Christ Returns to Earth, Leaves Again

CASPER, WY - Witnesses on a hilltop near Casper, Wyoming, saw an amazing sight this past weekend when Jesus Christ, Redeemer of Man, Son of...

President Trump Inaugurated, Ushers In Golden Age Of Satire

WASHINGTON, DC - Donald Trump took the oath of office for President of the United States on Friday, ushering in what poets, playwrights, novelists...

Greek Gods Relinquish Mount Olympus to Trump Cabinet

MOUNT OLYMPUS, GREECE - Saying that they had no wish to battle such a formidable foe, the all-powerful Gods of Ancient Greece have decreed that...

Party Responsible for Sacking Holy Grail Subtitle Company Finally Reinstated By Court, Full Pension Restored

  LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - After 40 years of legal wrangling in the British Court system, involving multiple lawsuits sprawling over both British and Swedish jurisdictions,...

Vladimir Putin Vows to Improve Russia by Hunting More Tigers

RED SQUARE - In response to a steady stream of accusations by the west of jailing journalists, murdering political opponents, bombing civilians in Syria, and...

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