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Local Man Resigned To Paying Wellness Fee Added To Price Of New Car
Local resident Wesley Dimsel was thrilled to find the new car of his dreams at a local dealership. However,...
Local Man Concerned Midjourney Girlfriend Seeing Other Subscribers
While scrubbing thru the latest images on a public discord server, local man Steve Grinscheld became concerned on Wednesday...
Report: I Selfie, Therefore I Am
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND -
An international conference of philosophers meeting in Geneva this week unanimously endorsed a paper presented by University...
Mom’s New Years Resolution To Find Out More About The Rizzler
With the goal of starting off the new year with an interesting side project, local mom Ruth Bridnap made...
Local Man Who Lived With Secret Family For 6 Months Discovers Original Family Didn’t Realize He Was Gone
Local man Jonathan Windsor of East Peoria, Illinois, had been quietly leading a double life for several years after...
Pleasing Out Of Focus Christmas Lights Outside Window Actually Oncoming Runaway Train
Relaxing with a cappuccino during the busy holiday season at your nearby coffee shop usually brings a moment of...
Strategically Placed Pine Cone In Walnut Dish 20% Funnier This Holiday Season
WILSHIRE, VERMONT -
A time-honored Christmas prank played repeatedly over the years by the Jensen boys of Wilshire, Vermont, surprised...
Reindeer Glad To Escape Existential Hell Of Being Packed In A Box For A Year
DOOLEY, IN -
For 338 days a year, a stuffed reindeer named Gustav sits quietly in a box staring...
Local Man Uses AI To Determine Which Shoe Goes On Left Foot
"AI - show me picture of right hand glove."
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Couple Adopts Incessantly Barking Emotional Sabotage Dog
Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
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